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sjdnb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:22 PM
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It's Friday open mic night at the DU Comedy Cafe
Edited on Fri Dec-28-07 09:37 PM by sjdnb
A few of the subject lines I'll never click on, but that made me chuckle. I know some folks are getting upset about these types of posts especially given the volume in GDP. But, I just find the subject lines amusing:

Did Hillary Clinton murder Benzir Bhutto as some rival campaigns suggest? (Poll)

So Obama's grandmother lives in a "tiny hut in Africa"

Clinton camp in a tizzy over tea

Some Hillary DU Supporters think people living in huts in Africa are inferior to those living in USA

Should Obama replace Axelrod with McClurkin? (Poll)

Did some Hillary backers make shit up in desperation? (Poll)

Any subject line with "hillbot" in it

HILLARY ATTACKS. Look at the size of those...

Obama Turns to 'Sex' in Final Push (OK, so the original read Obama Turns to Sexism in Final Push - (call it poetic license) I think my version is funnier - and, I did use single quotes, so technically, I'm not lying)

I love the fact that progressives/Dems don't march in lock-step off the cliff together ... and, have such a great (while maybe a little sick) sense of humor!

Hey, it's Friday night ... let's have some fun - add the subject lines you find 'over the top' or amusing here
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:27 PM
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1. You enabler, you.
:hi:
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:29 PM
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2. So true ...
The problem being that they're not just "here all week, folks ..." It already seems like they've been here an eternity.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:31 PM
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3. Be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses. n/t
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:32 PM
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4. Try the veal...
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:34 PM
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5. veal is delish
mainly because they suffered for our stomachs.
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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:35 PM
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6. Is it really Friday?
I thought it was Thursday. That happens a lot since I started working from home. :)
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:51 PM
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7. Thread already bookmarked for next week's DUzy Awards
but you've shamed me into a K & R now.
:kick:

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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:58 PM
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8. One for ya. This started it all.....

Who Else Is Looking Forward Next Week For The Iowa Cockus? Click here to hide this thread
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K Gardner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 10:02 PM
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9. Hold on, let me find my "Bookmarked: Ridiculous" folder and I'll be right back..
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K Gardner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 10:06 PM
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10. It was in the living room. Printed out, using as doorstop. Cats peed on it. Thought it was litter.
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workinforalivin Donating Member (51 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-29-07 12:30 AM
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11. My for OMN DU CC ...
Edited on Sat Dec-29-07 12:30 AM by workinforalivin
Larry Flynt.... “The other shoe’s going to drop any day,”

Day 198 ... of silence
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