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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:43 PM
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OBAMA ATTACKS: CLAIMS HILLARY KILLED JFK WITH TEA!!!
Edited on Fri Dec-28-07 09:43 PM by LSK
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:43 PM
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1. i knew it
:nuke:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:44 PM
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2. Right now the Clinton camp is trying to figure out how to express her love for Brazilian tea.
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Adelante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:47 PM
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3. She must have made him inhale
It's the only explanation. :smoke:
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:48 PM
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4. Why are you
picking on JFK's great-great grandmother, who lived in a small cottage in Ireland? She did drink tea, you know.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:58 PM
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7. because theres room for her too in John Edwards house
Its HUGH!1!1!111
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 10:09 PM
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9. But he drinks coffee.
And he doesn't have an Irish Settler.
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 10:34 PM
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10. HUGH?
Where? :hide:
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:50 PM
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5. Dodd says she only sits on the sidelines
So she must have watched Bill do it, and we know there's that picture of him shaking JFK's hand... hmmmmm...
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whatdoyouthink Donating Member (295 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 09:55 PM
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6. I don't know if this is true
or not - I mean Bush would ask "How many is a brazillion?"
So now I got to think about "CLAIMS HILLARY KILLED JFK WITH TEA!!! all weekend - was hoeping to go into new yr, my mind clear and who i was going to vote for - everything changed now
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 10:08 PM
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8. k & r for TRUTH!!!!!!
:rofl:
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-28-07 11:12 PM
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11. oh my God I love this thread
I love it so much!
It made me laugh until my mouth dried out... and then my tongue stuck to my front teeth and it won't come off.

Post another one!
:bounce:
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