A new front runner in the primary!

[Botany]

Ralph is what is all about!

Springfield shall lead the nation

If you can not pick a winner pick your nose.

I loves me some Simpson family values

[Jackpine Radical]

1. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose,

but you can't pick your friend's nose.

[styersc]

3. but you can't wipe a friend on the bottom of the couch.

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[Mnemosyne]

4. You CAN pick your friend's nose,

if they let you!

[Botany]

2. And if I win than the only "boom booms" will be in my pants.

Huffington Smack!