BREAKING: Clinton Aide Accuses Obama of Fathering Two Black Girls (Holy Shit!!!!!!)

[Renew Deal]

Manchester NH -- Mark Penn, senior political strategist for the Hillary Clinton campaign, today urged Barack Obama to "come clean" and admit that he has fathered two African American girls.

Penn, speaking to reporters on the Manchester airport tarmac as he was getting his hair re-slimed, defended raising the issue on the grounds that his candidate is losing and he needed to throw as much shit at the wall as possible in hopes that something will stick.

"I'm merely pointing out that the senator has two children", Penn gurgled through layers of gelatinous neck fat, "yes they were born in wedlock, but the fact of the matter is they are not white and it's merely something for rural New Hampshire women over age 65 to consider". Penn added he had no "specific evidence" that Obama had "ever given or sold" the girls drugs.

In a related development, long time Clinton bagman Terry McAuliffe urged independent Granite State voters to "find something else to do next Tuesday". "For this to be a change election", he said, "we need our kind of turnout".
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-sturdy-beggars/clinton-aide-accuses-obam_b_79773.html

:D

[thatsrightimirish]

1. posted yesteday

satire

[TwilightZone]

2. You do know that's satire, right?

Just checking.

[Renew Deal]

4. But it's true

:D

[Skip Intro]

3. Are you really posting satire as fact? I would Hope for better.

[still_one]

5. How is this, I accuse Hillary of voting for the Kyle/Lieberman ammendment

which essentially calls for a permanent presence in Iraq as long as it is determined that Iran is a threat

Please explain to me how that differs from the republican position?

[Beausoir]

6. Yet another new low for the Obama supporters. Alerting.

[Renew Deal]

10. It's true. He has fathered two black girls.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Hellooooo.... Satire alert.....

[still_one]

13. Wrong time to do Satire, especially just before NH, everyone is on edge /nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. There is never a wrong time to do satire.

Humor rescues sanity.

[still_one]

23. Only if you aren't an idiot like me and don't initially recognize it as such /nt

[Renew Deal]

28. You're OK. We still love you

:loveya:

[still_one]

12. Alerting for what? If this is the best the Clinton camp can come up with

against Obama, they are in deep trouble

How will she defend her vote on the Kyle/Lieberman ammendment, which is exactly what the republican position is?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Don't any of you guys recognize satire when you see it?

[Renew Deal]

17. lol

:rofl:

[Renew Deal]

16. Oh brother

:banghead:

[pnwmom]

30. Alerting for posting a satire as if it were fact. n/t

[silverojo]

24. You're alerting over THAT?

My, the Hill-bots are getting touchier and touchier....

[mrreowwr_kittty]

29. I think some of them just need us to call the WAAAAH-mbulance. nt

[pnwmom]

31. I think it's worth an alert. It was already removed yesterday because

DUers were being suckered into believing it. It shouldn't be posted as if it were true.

And I say this as an Obama-leaner.

[Nailzberg]

36. Yesterday was different.

That OP didn't appear to realize it was satire and also injected their own ranting about how sickening Hillary's attacks were. This one recognizes it as obvious satire.

[KennedyGuy]

35. at least my candidate didn't give up and endorse Obama

[peoli]

7. "Penn gurgled through layers of gelatinous neck fat" LOL!

best line of 2008

[Whisp]

25. lol!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Uhh... I hope you recognize this is satire.

Pretty funny, though. "...Penn gurgled through layers of gelatinous neck fat." :rofl:

[Hippo_Tron]

9. It's Satire, he did father two black girls...

[Nailzberg]

15. Of course the OP knows it's satire, see the smiley face?

Have we all lost your sense of humor?

[TwilightZone]

19. I think that was added on edit.

I could be wrong.

[Renew Deal]

27. You're right

I didn't want to confuse anyone (too much :) )

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. The OP does, but apparently not everyone else...

[Bitwit1234]

20. Have you ever seen Obama supporters post anything that is not

characterless and classless. Typical Obama crap...they must get their macho up by flaming Hillary constantly. This crap is really going to backfire on Obama and not them.

[Renew Deal]

26. You're too sensitive

You constantly over-react over everything. Try not being so pissed off and smile.

[juajen]

32. No, the problem is that you are too insensitive.

A lot of Hillary supporters have been very careful to not dis other dem candidates knowing how easily the worm can turn. There's a lesson there, if Obama supporters could only see it.

[Renew Deal]

34. That's the biggest pile o' crap I've read all day.

"A lot of Hillary supporters have been very careful to not dis other dem candidates knowing how easily the worm can turn."

And what about the rest of them? And I'm no Obama supporter.

[tammywammy]

33. Good point

You should really make this it's own thread. Add more caps though.

[IndianaJones]

21. one of the only things I like about Obama. nt.

[sakabatou]

37. O NOES!