In SC look for the Huckster to strap on an AK47, wave a cross in his right hand a Confederate flag

[AlinPA]

in the other and go on TV.

[zanne]

1. With fried chicken in his mouth! nt

[Puckster]

And a corn cob up his ass. Oh, the horror.

[AlinPA]

3. I forgot the bible under his arm.

[Renew Deal]

2. lol

:rofl:

[Mojambo]

4. And after that he and Chuck Norris are going to go free John McCain from those nasty yellow people.

[southern_belle]

5. but it probably won't be during a Gay Pride Parade...

Just sayin.... :shrug:

[zanne]

6. OOH! OOH! And his son will be singing in a choir! nt

[zabet]

7. This will only work

if he succeeds in parting
the waters of the Pee Dee
River AFTER he walks across
it.

[liberal N proud]

8. He will probably pick up the banjo as well.

[ingac70]

9. A M16, not an AK-47...

No patriotic, god lovin' Amurikan would be seen with a weapon from the commie block, no matter how much more reliable it is!