gardenista
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:14 AM
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Step right up! Get yer 2004 clothespins riiiiiiiiicheeeeeeeer! |
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I still have some left over from when I had to vote for Gray Davis in 2002. You know, the real CA election for Governor.
Anyhow....I showed up at the polls like a good Dem, and though I held my nose to do it, I voted for a candidate that I didn't believe in, who didn't inspire me one iota, and who I had doubts would do anything good for the Democratic Party in CA. And presto! Look what happened!
Well, I'm hoping that the results are different this time, and I'm warming up my nose-holder for November. Anybody wanna join me?
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:24 AM
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1. blech, that's all I'm going to say, blech. |
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:28 AM
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2. Alrighteeeee, I'll mark that down as a NO |
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:30 AM
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4. no please god give me four or five of the damn things. Some mouthwash |
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and a nice hot shower too please.
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:36 AM
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6. ok, but you've gotta share! |
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Here, try on this green one!
And, yeah, the mouthwash is a good add-on.
I'm thinking winterfresh, how does that sound?
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:36 AM
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7. I might need some old school listerine to scour away this taste. |
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:47 AM
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9. Whatever it takes, man! But you've gotta VOTE DEM 2004! |
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Now, I can tell you for a fact that we're all gonna need a thorough cleansing after this GE, anyway, because with Rove in the game, we're in for a very dirty fight.
Are you READY?
No matter what, we're pulling out all the stops to beat Bush!
Additional products I'm considering:
-ABB emergency caffeine tabs. For those long nights watching the cliffhanger of a convention.
-86W cologne. When they smell it, other confused Dems will finally get their nose out of your ass and focus on the real enemy- George Bush.
-Mental Floss. For added focus and clarity when even your own candidate's record becomes confusing.
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:28 AM
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for me to POOP ON!
We have a nominee. A very very good one. Let's party.
:party:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:toast:
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gardenista
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:34 AM
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5. Now THAT'S the spirit! |
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But are you sure you really need one? I don't have that many, and despite my own need for one, I'm glad as hell that not everybody else needs one. I think you're doing fine on your own, but let me know if you have any problems come November, and I swear I'll be scouring the streets, cuz no matter what, you gotta get in there and VOTE DEM 2004!
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:49 AM
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10. One order of 86W Cologne comin' riiiiiiiiight up! |
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And trust me, my friend, that smell outshines your shit any day!
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:42 AM
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8. A vote with yer nose held counts the same |
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Wed Mar-03-04 01:50 AM
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