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Tue Jan-29-08 12:15 AM
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Ye be no gallant knight, Barack. Know ye not that when a lady proffereth her hand, ye shall kyss it? |
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Fie upon ye and your coarse and uncourtly manner.
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:16 AM
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:16 AM
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2. But the lady doeth prefer that he kiss her arse! - n/t |
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:39 AM
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the lady doth protesteth to much... :D
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:17 AM
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3. And yer gorse and yer unseemly downcast eyen. |
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:53 AM
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5. I don't know what that means, but I totally agree |
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:53 AM
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6. But soft, what smell of far dung from my pants do breaketh? |
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:54 AM
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:57 AM
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8. Are You Guys Speaking Eurobonics ??? |
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Tue Jan-29-08 12:58 AM
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9. It's called olde Ivronics |
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:05 AM
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10. I don't know what gorse is, exactly, but I like that word. |
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Barack, rue upon ye and yourn, to spurn a huswif's hand. The makirs will sing and wepe and moan and this laye will go on.
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:07 AM
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11. Captain of our fairy band, |
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Hillary is here at hand, And the youth, mistook by me, Pleading for a lover's fee. Shall we their fond pageant see? Lord, what fools these DU mortals be!
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:08 AM
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12. this post gets recommended...? |
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Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 01:09 AM by SnoopDog
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:10 AM
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:09 AM
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13. An bee th're ven'm of the snake be thee strong |
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take it and whither for thee has not been learned from history.
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:09 AM
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14. Barack, know ye not the ladye's tempre? |
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Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 01:11 AM by Stephanie
She will stinge thine ear with harsh rebuke, And set forth her large dawg upon ye. The dawg, alas, has seen it's day, Still mark my words, her rage is gastly.
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:41 AM
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:24 AM
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16. A long time ago, at a RenFair far far away..... |
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Oh freepered hillbotly, Thy obamanations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't!
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:29 AM
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18. Ok... From My Neighborhood Bar... |
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Friend of my soul, this goblet sip, 'Twill chase that pensive tear; 'Tis not so sweet as woman's lip, But, oh! 'tis more sincere.
:toast:
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:45 AM
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Tue Jan-29-08 01:38 AM
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19. Bring your tights, or wear some of our own! |
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Listen to some dribblehead who thinks he's funny playing the Ratcatcher. Buy a leather mug. Listen to old folk music so bad it would make the late Lawrence Welk long for gangsta rap. And don't forget to peace-bond your knives and swords, so you won't be tempted to commit suicide.
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