Why can't we all just come together as One?

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Gays/Homophobes 2008! Yay!

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Union Busters/Unions 2008! Yay!

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War/Peace 2008! Yay!

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Jews/Nazis 2008! Yay!

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Klan/MuslimBrotherhood! Yay!

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Theocrat/Atheist 2008! Yay!

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Freeper/DUer 2008! Yay!

Sing it, kids! Play it on the iPod! One, two, three, four!

"I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony....
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company..."

And remember... There are no real divisions in the world. There are no competing interests... The rich would help the poor become rich too, if only they could. :( Creationists and those who believe in science can find a happy medium if they work hard enough. Gay people and those who vote to ruin the lives of gay people can come together and work things out. For example, gay people could agree to shut the fuck up and hide and anti-gay bigots could promise to never try to root them out of their spider holes. What about incorporating don't ask, don't tell into our everyday lives? There is a middle ground between (1) as many ridiculous wars as we can start and (2) no ridiculous wars: how about "a reasonable amount of ridiculous wars."

The Center is always reasonable place to be! And since it keeps going further to the right, it's getting easier all the time! It's like watching the ideological divisions melt away....And it sounds so good! I sound like such a reasonable person at the water cooler. I fancy myself to be the little spot of Crazy Glue that holds the world together.

Follow the bouncing soda cup:

Let's all rush to the center! Let's all rush to the center! Let's all rush to the center... It's right over there on the Right...

Concessions anyone?

[hatrack]

1. Thanks, Read!

I'm about pissing myself laughing!

:toast: to you!

[polichick]

2. Hey, don't bogart that joint!

:)

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3. Narcs/Potheads 2008! Yay! (the Pothead half cheering from prison)

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[Lilith Velkor]

4. Feminists/Rapists '08!

Youz broads better shuddup, iron my shirt, and start poppin' out those Unity babies!

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5. Environmentalists/Polluters 2008! Yay!!!

We can call it the "Green-Gray Alliance". Trees+Smog=Alright!

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