It's A Tremendous Asset To Be So Many Things To So Many People

[THUNDER HANDS]

Want someone who was pro-war - vote Hillary, she voted for it.
Want someone who's anti-war - vote Hillary, she opposed the surge and wants to bring the troops home.

Want someone who doesn't want universal healthcare - vote Hillary, she opposes single-payer.
Want someone who wants universal healthcare - vote Hillary, she supports a mandated private plan.

Want someone who is a change candidate - vote Hillary, she's the first woman running.
Want someone who has experience in the system - vote Hillary, she's been around longer than anyone.

Want someone who will take on the Republicans - vote Hillary, she's taken them on for years.
Want someone who can work with Republicans - vote Hillary she's worked with many of them in the Senate.

Want someone who will fight for labor - vote Hillary, she's got union endorsements.
Want someone who is anti-labor - vote Hillary, she was on the Board at union-busting Wal-Mart.

Want someone who is a strong independent leader - vote Hillary, she wants to run on her experience.
Want someone who has learned from others - vote Hillary, her experience comes from serving under her husband.

Want someone who is pro big business - vote Hillary, she supported the bankruptcy bill.
Want someone who is ant-big business - vote Hillary, she says she'll fight for the middle class.

Want someone who supports women's rights - vote Hillary, she supports abortion.
Want someone who supports restricting abortion - vote Hillary, she wants to make the procedure "rare."

Want someone from the Northeast - vote Hillary, she lives in New York now.
Want someone from the South - vote Hillary, she used to live in Arkansas.
Want someone from the Mid-west - vote Hillary, she was born in Illinois.

Want a Yankees fan - vote Hillary.
Want a Cubs fan - vote Hillary.

Want a Democrat - vote Hillary.
Want a Republican - vote Hillary, she used to be one.

Want someone who tells you they can lead you into the next decade - vote Hillary.
Want someone who tells you they can take you back to the 90s - vote Hillary.

Flip a coin, heads it's Hillary, tails it's Hillary.

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. oh, another one

want someone with wisdom and judgement - vote Hillary, she's learned a lot under Bill Clinton.
want someone easily fooled - vote Hillary, she let Bush trick her into thinking Iraq was an imminent threat.

[ruggerson]

2. not getting much these days from your Hillary supporting girlfriend?

:P

[Evergreen Emerald]

3. And then there is obama too afraid to take a position on anything

"But, the button didn't work."
"But, I was campaigning."
"But, I was sick."
"But, maybe means no."
"But, wait, I have to check the political wind first."
"But, what I really meant..."

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. that sounds like Hillary having to explain her war vote

[Evergreen Emerald]

5. I know what you are, but what am I?

Nanny nanny boo boo. Pffffttt.

[THUNDER HANDS]

6. no, seriously, it does

I have to check the political winds first?