Here is what passes for television journalism in America:
MONSTER Super Tuesday on MSNBC*
* (When I called the corporate media’s coverage of the Democratic primary
Monster truck madness I had no idea that they would actually call it that)
(All times are CST)
4:38 PM Got to see Dan Abrams use one of the oldest tricks in the book, pull out an extreme poll which shows Obama winning California by about 20 points (ignore large margin of error). They are focusing almost entirely on that poll, as if today’s primary is only a race in California and nothing else matters. The last minute announcement that your candidate will crush the opponent in the must win state is a classic, designed to discourage the opponent's voters and to encourage trend followers to ride the wave.
Non atrocity: Richard Wolfe was asked to comment. Big mistake. He pointed out that this was one poll of several, that this was an extreme result with a large margin of error, that there were similar weird polls before NH and SC that did not pan out. Dan Abrams looked like he was gonna cry (but you know he will go back to reporting on that poll every 5 minutes for the rest of the day).
Bonus points to Wolfe for being the
first MSNBC person
not to call McCain a "maverick". Yeah! Even Tom Brokaw of "we should let the election take care of itself" fame used the "maverick" word today.
5:55 PM Tweety just called Obama an African-American who can "Talk." I guess this is the politically correct abbreviation of "talk so well."
Bonus points to Matthews for calling McCain a "maverick" within moments of opening his mouth at the round table.
Every time an MSNBC pundits calls McCain a "maverick", GE gets a new Pentagon contract.Here is why:
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/McCamy%20Taylor/139Pat Buchanan is playing idiot savant truth teller this evening. He
announces that Obama is the equivalent of McGovern for the Democrats or Goldwater for the Republicans. Everyone just nods.
On the plus side, the pundits gathered around the table agree that they would never discuss minutiae about Barack Obama (even in the general campaign, they promise), because he is do darn charismatic. Chris Matthews and Pat Buchanan were there. Make a note of this in case Obama is the nominee. We might have to remind them of what they said.
6:15 PM Tweety proclaims Obama the “anti-establishment candidate”. Does not mention that 3 out of 4 newspapers endorse him. Does not discuss “anti-establishment” Kennedys, Shriver, Kerry.
I guess this proves that “establishment” is in the eye of the beholder.
7:15 PM MSNBC pundits
wowed that Obama can attract White voters in Georgia. Clearly, they believe that White Democrats in the South are still of the George Wallace-Segregation Forever Type. No one has told them the Southern Democratic Party is made up of what was left over when the Segregation Forever types fled to the Republican Party.
When I get through picking hayseeds out of my teeth and get my truck off of the cinder blocks, I will drive down Tobacco Road and see if I can find someone literate to write a letter of protest.9:45 PM Someone tried to bring up an actual
issue in front of Tweety.
Matthews looked like a deer caught in front of the headlights. I almost expected him to say “That isn’t in my contract.” He quickly changed the subject. My 16 year old son astutely noted that the pundits only like to talk about bullshit.
Tweety has proposed a theory that he keeps discussing as in
Look at my theory. It is mine! I made it up. Me, me, me! His theory is that McCain does best in Blue states. He keeps asking other people what it means. He is fishing for the answer that it means that McCain has broad appeal, but maybe he does not energize the base and should consider a conservative running mate, like Huckabee.
Funny, Tweety does not notice that Obama is doing best in
Red states. All through the night, he keeps remarking upon how McCain is such a Blue state guy, but never says a word about Obama’s Red state strength.
Eventually, Tom Brokaw comes on to offer the Republican Party some sage advice. They must not go to their convention without a designated nominee. This will be a terrible thing for their party (and presumably for the country).
They must nominate McCain and make the country love him. Brokaw reminds Republicans of 1968 and what happened when Humphrey was the default nominee at the Chicago convention. He warns Republicans that McCain could be their Humphrey that helps them elect a Democratic Nixon (either Hillary or Obama) if they do not rally around him now. Everybody listens quietly while he speaks.
This is what “fair and balanced” journalism is all about.The MSNBC pundits all get excited when they talk about how the Democratic race will probably be undecided all the way to the convention. No one offers advice on how to speed up the selection process. They call Obama’s loss a “win”. And Hillary’s win is a “win”. So the race is neck and neck. No one ever suggests that Hillary and Obama run on the same ticket to capitalize on her Blue state strength and his Red state strength.
When Tweety speculates that the Republicans might go to the convention without a declared winner he looks like he might cry and the table gets all quiet.
11:22 PM Hillary’s seasoned Democratic voters are either too smart to fall for the
Your candidate is 20 points behind in the polls so stay home ploy or else they do not watch MSNBC (second is more likely), because Hillary is called the winner in California, despite the weird poll that only Richard Wolfe doubted. McCain wins California, too. Tweety celebrates McCain’s
‘bicoastal power’, dismisses Hillary’s bicoastal wins as some sort of left over effect that Obama would have overcome if he had only been given more time.
12:30 PM Is someone at MSNBC reading my posts? After I posted about their use of “maverick” they stopped saying it. After I posted that Tweety did not address Obama’s Red state strength, he is now talking about it.
BTW,
I do not believe that the folks at MSNBC favor either Democratic candidate. As best I can tell, they are trying to keep the Democratic race too close to call all the way up to the Convention so that Tom Brokaw’s prediction about Humphrey in 1968 for the Republicans becomes true for the Democrats. If Hillary and Obama fight long enough and hard enough, then they will be unable to reconcile and form a team.
Clinton/Obama or Obama/Clinton is the GOP’s worst nightmare. It energizes the entire Democratic base. It covers Blue states and Red states. It leaves McCain/Huckabee in the dust.
I think what the bosses at GE are hoping is that if Hillary is nominee, Obama will think to himself “If I take my votes and go home, and she loses, then I can run again in 2012, and I will win.” Of course, seasoned Democrats know that this will be the kiss of death to Obama’s presidential aspirations . Republicans like Reagan can get away with it, but Dems are supposed to be made from finer stuff. Plus, Obama will be fresh and new only one time.
If Obama is the nominee, it will be easier to slime him than Hillary, since he is running on “character”, and character is vulnerable to lies and innuendo, both of which are easy to spread if you have the press in your pocket.
The important thing is to keep the two of them feuding, If they were to combine forces, they would be unstoppable. So, we see the MSM propping up which ever is faltering, like sports announcers who have been paid by the bookmakers to keep the odds low in a boxing match. The pundits at MSNBC want us to see lots of blood, but they do not want a knock out.
Post script: 1 AM
"John McCain has wrapped up the nomination for the Republican Party" Did I miss something? Or was that woman reporting the news just really, really eager to please her corporate masters at General Electric.