A note to You and supporters of Your Candidate

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

Dear, You.

We need to have a talk. For some time, it's been clear to me and everyone else with more than three non-drug-addled brain cells that you and other supporters of Your Candidate are delusional sellouts with possible CIA/MSM/Geraldo Rivera affiliations. Some of you may even be Geraldo Rivera. This information has been corroborated by various Important Blogs and forum posts too numerous to count. So numerous, in fact, that I can post none of them here due to their sheer weight and volume. It is plain for all to see that you are mere robotic shill robots, working with your cultlike robot devition towards your predictably selfish robot goals while simple, hard-working, altruistic (and sexy) folks like myself pour our hearts, wallets, and sometimes even our kidneys into the campaign for Our Candidate, who is Awesome.

Now, some of you are Linux users, so there's no accounting for your actions or beliefs. But what about the rest of you? What's your excuse? Maybe you have leporsy. Maybe you were offered candy by Your Candidate. (Hint: My Candidate offers more and better candy.) Maybe you were sexually attracted to a volunteer for Your Candidate. Now, this is the reason that I originally chose to support My Candidate, but I have come to see the FACT-TRUTH that My Candidate is the only one who can prevent Your Candidate from creating a giant suck-vacuum of lamewadness in the general election. (Also, the volunteer *did* sleep with me. You should really consider whether the volunteers for Your Candidate are so willing to give up the post-primary-or-caucus-victory-booty.) Your Candidate will obviously lose the general election because only stupid people like you would be crazy enough to vote for them. Do you really want to be like you? I didn't think so. So why not make the switch to My Candidate? You know you'll sleep better at night - because we offer free vicodin for the first 100 who donate on our website today.

[Uben]

1. Vicodin?

Yeah, like I want to be constipated!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

2. We also offer a wide range of laxatives, and free condoms.

We aim to please.

[Uben]

3. In that case.....

....please forward to.....


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