WillyBrandt
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Tue Mar-09-04 12:52 AM
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Badgering Freepers Re Kerry |
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Edited on Tue Mar-09-04 12:53 AM by WillyBrandt
By Freepers I my FreeRepublic.com fans as well as their analog ilk.
When they start bitching about Kerry, what are good, but basically rhetorically unfair responses? I'm not looking for logic, but mean things to say to piss them off.
What I've thought of
- I'll vote for the hero, you vote for the Zero. - John Kerry was fighting for your freedom while your man Bush Jr was snorting coke and driving drunk - No, I'm not a Republican, I'm a patriot. I'm voting Kerry. - I'm voting Kerry because I don't hate veterans like you do. - I'm voting for the war hero, not the sleazeball Saudi lover. - Kerry just remind me that George Bush just isn't much of a man. - No real American would vote for Bush. - Kerry was killing commies while Bush was snorting coke. He was locking up mobsters while Bush was driving drunk. Your man's a bitch.
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Tue Mar-09-04 12:58 AM
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1. Bush: Even the beer was bad!!! |
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Bush, Rethug convention and the great 911 blowback that lost the election for the already un-elected boy who could never be king.
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Feanorcurufinwe
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Tue Mar-09-04 01:08 AM
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2. I could never vote for Bush because he paid for his girlfriends abortion |
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Tue Mar-09-04 01:09 AM
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3. Forgot all about that! |
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Edited on Tue Mar-09-04 01:09 AM by WillyBrandt
Must remember... pro life relatives...
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WillyBrandt
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Tue Mar-09-04 01:09 AM
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4. Another: he dodged the draft and married a killer |
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Tue Mar-09-04 02:09 AM
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Feanorcurufinwe
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Tue Mar-09-04 02:12 AM
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6. Bush lost my vote with steel tariffs. Kerry is for free trade. |
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Tue Mar-09-04 02:17 AM
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7. Vote for Bush after he tried to cut combat pay for the troops? No. |
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I guess I like the truth.
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Feanorcurufinwe
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Tue Mar-09-04 02:21 AM
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Insist there's no difference between Bush and Kerry - you'll have to come from a rightist perspective, and argue that they are two different, but interchangeable figureheads for the same, big-government cabal. Two pinkos, in slightly different shades.
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Tue Mar-09-04 04:59 AM
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:yourock: :headbang: :pals:
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