I'm going to ask my Magic 8-Ball about the election

[krispos42]

Magic 8 Ball, will the Democratic nominee win the US presidental election this year?


"Without a Doubt"



Magic 8 Ball, will Senator Hillary Clinton be on the Democratic ticket in the US presidential election this year?


"Reply hazy, try again"



Magic 8 Ball, will Senator Hillary Clinton be on the Democratic ticket in the US presidential election this year?


"My sources say no"


Magic 8 Ball, will Senator Barack Obama be on the Democratic ticket in the US presidential election this year?


"Very doubtful"



Magic 8 Ball, will Senator John McCain be on the Republican ticket in the US presidential election this year?


"You may rely on it"



Will President George Walker Bush go to jail for his crimes against the Constitution?


"My sources say no"



Is Vice-President Richard Bruce Cheney a space alien?


"It is certain"









There you go, folks, straight from the horse's mouth. Democrats win in 2008 against John McCain, Bush won't be impeached, and Cheney is a space alien, but neither Clinton nor Obama will be in the election. That can only mean a Gore/Edwards, Gore/Kucinich, Gore/Biden, Edwards/Kucinich, Edwards/Richardson, or Edwards/Biden ticket.

You heard it here first!

And if Keith wants to hire me as a political consultant for a fat salary, I don't think I would fight very hard. (hint hint)


(and yes, I actually did ask my kid's Magic 8-Ball! :-) )

[pamela]

1. I'm going to try that with my Talking Eeyore.

Eeyore, will the Democratic nominee win the US presidental election this year?

"Go ahead and celebrate."



Eeyore, will Senator Hillary Clinton be on the Democratic ticket in the US presidential election this year?

"I'll ask Pooh. Try again."



Eeyore, will Senator Hillary Clinton be on the Democratic ticket in the US presidential election this year?

"Outcome looks sort of gloomy"



Eeyore, will Senator Barack Obama be on the Democratic ticket in the US presidential election this year?

"Sorry. Not this time."



Eeyore, will Senator John McCain be on the Republican ticket in the US presidential election this year?

"Don't know for sure. But thanks for asking"



Will President George Walker Bush go to jail for his crimes against the Constitution?

"You can't win them all."



Is Vice-President Richard Bruce Cheney a space alien?

"I'd tell you if I knew. But I don't"

[Muttocracy]

2. !!!! :-) n/t

[krispos42]

3. LOL!

Good one!



Do you really have a talking Eeyore?

[pamela]

4. Of course.

Doesn't everyone? :shrug:

It's a Fisher Price Ask Me More Eeyore. You squeeze his paw and he answers questions. More fun than a magic 8 ball (which I also have) but his answers tend to be a bit on the negative side.

[Lucinda]

5. I've been looking for confirmation on the Cheney/Alien issue.

Thanks Magic 8 Ball! :hi:

[krispos42]

6. Magic 8-Ball replies "Without a doubt"

:-)

[krispos42]

7. Mid-day kick