Cash-rich Obama Buys Yahoo

[Wetzelbill]

Wow, this is stunning, I can't believe this! -WB

Cash-rich Obama Buys Yahoo

Flush with cash after a deluge of online donations, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) stunned the business world today by outbidding Microsoft for the Internet giant Yahoo.

The purchase of Yahoo is believed to be the largest acquisition of a multibillion-dollar company ever by a Democratic presidential candidate, industry experts said.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/cashrich-obama-buys-yaho_b_88623.html

[sabra]

1. you forgot the sarcasm tag.... Andy Borowitz... one of the best!

[Wetzelbill]

3. I purposely leave the "sarcasm" out

The easiest way to tell real Dems and Trolls is that RWers don't get things like shame, sarcasm or irony. :)

Plus, I like to see it when people go off on the subject line without reading the rest. :)

[anigbrowl]

2. Hehehehe!

[Wetzelbill]

4. that last line

"Elsewhere, President Bush said that the economy was not in a recession, leading economists to conclude that the economy was in a recession."

That really made me laugh! :)

[Occam Bandage]

5. I can't believe it either. That's because it's satire.

[Wetzelbill]

7. that you felt the need to point it out

is interesting in and of itself. You might have to give evidence of your librul credentials. Possibly after waterboarding... :)

[Occam Bandage]

9. Given the level of credulity on display as of late...

[Wetzelbill]

10. touche'

you win. :)

[Renew Deal]

6. How do I get an obama.com email address.

[Wetzelbill]

8. I think you have to contact al-qaeda first

but I'm not sure. :)