Who would you rather have a beer with, Hillary, Obama or McCain?

[Wetzelbill]

I am a dead man.

:rofl:

The answer is:





















Ralph Nader. But.....






Lyndon Larouche is also acceptable.

[davidinalameda]

1. Larouche?

oh no!

[Wetzelbill]

3. this thread could either get me on the greatest page or killed

or possibly both. :)

[davidinalameda]

8. you'd only get killed if this was in the Lounge

[Wetzelbill]

26. somehow I think the Lounge might say the same thing about GD:P

:)

[Patsy Stone]

2. It's a shame

Pat Paulsen's not around anymore. That's my answer.

Kurovski/Wetzelbill '08 is also acceptable.

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

5. That would be Wetzelbill/Kurovski

I'm Morris Day, Kurovski's Jerome.

:)

Pat Paulsen. Now that is old-school.

[Patsy Stone]

28. He was

Nader and LaRouche's Nader and LaRouche. :)

Oops. :blush:

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[OmahaBlueDog]

48. Delete

[Wetzelbill]

51. no way you deleted the Biden response

I didn't even read it.

[BlueManDude]

4. But who's "more comfortable in their own skin?"

[Wetzelbill]

9. hahaha

Kicking it up a notch.

[Mooney]

6. I would rather have a beer with McCain

...because he probably knows where to score some killer blow for after the bar closes. I'll bet he has a line on where all the 24-hour whorehouses are too.

[Bluebear]

10. I bet McCain is a NASTY drunk.

[Wetzelbill]

12. I bet it's like watching a bitter old uncle

slowly descend into ranting madness.

[Mooney]

19. For some reason when I read your post

the first thing that came to mind was a drunk David Hasselhoff eating that cheseburger.

[Mooney]

15. Absolutely!

But could you imagine harnessing that power? I bet a drunk McCain could lift cars when he's angry.

[Window]

25. Ooooh, I bet he is too.

[rpannier]

13. And if he doesn't know...

His republikkan colleagues would know

[Wetzelbill]

24. and David Vitter knows where to pick the diapers up at

While Larry Craig... wait, that one is just too easy. It's not even fair.

[Mooney]

30. LOL n/t

[The Anti-Bush]

7. I don't want to drink with any of them. We already had THAT president!

[Wetzelbill]

14. yeah and that one worked out well

:)

[Redstone]

11. Senator Obama, because he'd smoke a cig with me too.

Redstone

[Wetzelbill]

17. that would get me

I don't smoke, but when I have a few beers and somebody lights one up, well, I'll have a social smoke or two.

[Ikonoklast]

31. He's trying to quit

But, you'd let him bum one, you enabler you.

:rofl:

[Redstone]

53. You know me, don't you? I did that to my next-door neighbor just last night!

Redstone

[Voice for Peace]

69. How about somebody who inspires you to quit

[demo dutch]

16. This is something I would expect to find on a Repug forum!

[Wetzelbill]

20. see that's the joke!

[MediaBabe]

18. Remember 2000 when that same question got us George Bush?

edited to add: Nothing personal but...

It was moronic then and it still is now.

[Wetzelbill]

21. some people just don't appreciate my sick sense of humor

around here. But you still didn't answer!

[MediaBabe]

38. That question makes me cringe.

That's why I edited, so you'd know that I didn't mean anything personal. I just still despise the people who allowed this question to influence their opinion in 2000. And believe me, there were many.

[Wetzelbill]

40. oh I know

I was just giving you hell. It does make a person cringe though, that's why I was making a joke out of it. I mean how ridiculous a question is it, especially when you look at the merits of the people they were asking it about? And I remember them asking the same question about Bush and Kerry in '04 too.

[MediaBabe]

54. Okay - Who would I rather have a beer with?

After due diligence and one beer I'd say.... George Bush... He is, after all, the only one who'd be the life of the party. Hill and Obie are both stick-in-the-muds. :toast:

[Wetzelbill]

55. Bush and I would be breaking beer bottles over each other's heads

and running around naked, and we'd only be drinking nonalcoholic stuff. :) It would be like Frank The Tank meets Doc Holliday.

[halobeam]

22. I say get McCain drunk and have him spill his guts.

That's the only thing that beer has to do with any candidate.:P

[MichiganVote]

23. who's buying?

[Wetzelbill]

33. Obama has all the money now

but to be fair, McCain screwed his way into getting a loan and opted out of campaign financing so he might has some bucks laying around.

[bridgit]

27. pft...

:spank: :toast: :beer:

[Wetzelbill]

29. oh yeah

lets get out of here and have a drink. :) :beer:

[JVS]

32. Nader, I'd be willing to share a pitcher with. I'd love to chat with him.

The others seem a bit boring. I'd rather not drink beer with them.

[Wetzelbill]

34. the big problem is they wouldn't want to drink with me

I get a little out of hand. :)

[JVS]

36. Not Ralph. He'll be along until your smash up the whorehouse and get carted off to jail

[Wetzelbill]

35. Don't forget to vote for this for the Greatest Page

It's more substantial than half the threads on there. :)

[Danger Mouse]

37. Larouche? The only way that 'Larouche' and 'beer' fit in the same sentence is...

'I smashed a beer bottle over Lyndon Larouche's fat head.'

[Wetzelbill]

41. that might be an acceptable answer too

I'll check with the producers.

Ohhhh you failed to state it in the form of a question, too bad. :)

[Beregond2]

39. Hillary

Oddly, Hillary. I might catch a glimpse of who she really is.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

42. None of the above. Al Gore!!

:toast:

[Wetzelbill]

45. I never said eating brie and caviar and drinking merlot, pantywaist.....

woa wait... my bad. I should have never said that. I meant "chardonnay" and also "librul pantywaist."

Apologies all around.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

47. Kiss my Birkenstock-clad foot, peon.

:P

[Wetzelbill]

49. nice comeback

all I have left would be to accuse you of looking French, but since Sarko is our buddy now, I have to hold back on that one.

[Wetzelbill]

43. only two more votes and this travesty makes the Greatest Page!

Damn, I'm good.



Vote Wetzelbill/Kurovski in '08.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

56. A rec is the least I can do.

No really, it is.

:P

[charlie]

44. Kegger with McCain

So I can paint him up, put cigarettes in his ears, and make him a YouTube Star.

[Wetzelbill]

46. oh, but you forget one thing

McCain doesn't trust charlie. You'll never get that close to him. :)

[OmahaBlueDog]

50. Joe Biden

...and over the beers, I'd like to discuss Hillary, Barack, McCain, and just how the Hell we get out of Iraq

[Wetzelbill]

52. nevermind, you put it down here

Biden would actually be an interesting guy to talk to, he seems pretty entertaining.

[Jamastiene]

57. I don't drink beer at all.

Why the fuck would anyone pick their president based on who they'd like to have a beer with anyhow?

[Wetzelbill]

58. you mean there is another way?

That is so unAmerican.

[Laurab]

59. I don't drink beer either, but I'd consider it

for Wetzelbill/KUROVSKI!!

[Wetzelbill]

70. Right on!

:)

[MelissaB]

60. I'd want Gore or Dean.

Conyers is also in line. :)

[quakerboy]

61. I vote

Kucinich. Seems like a good wingman. And I know worst comes to worst, I can carry him home.

[The Doctor.]

62. Wine with Hillary, Beer with Barak, Scotch with McCain.

;)

[Hoof Hearted]

63. Crack with Huckabee.

:P

[Wetzelbill]

71. This is also acceptable

:)

[The Doctor.]

73. Bwhaaahahaaa!

I would have said 'Acid', but that works.

[Hoof Hearted]

82. But imagine Huckabee on crack. Crackabee, if you will.

[The Doctor.]

86. Dude!!! He's a squirrel while on crack!

Great pic.

[shayes51]

64. Hillary

[sueragingroz]

65. Gravel... he's fascinating in a bizarre kind of way

[Faygo Kid]

66. I bet McCain is a mean drunk. I'll take Barack.

Hillary would be OK, too, but since I back Obama, I'll take him. He's a sports fan, always good to have a brewski with.

McCain would be too scary with a few beers in him.

[onenote]

67. definitely not this guy:

http://www.prohibitionists.org/History/Bios/dodge/Dodge,-Earl.gif


Earl Dodge, perennial presidential candidate of the Prohibition Party (really!)

[Bucky]

68. Hillary....

Swank.

[Wetzelbill]

72. well yeah, ever since that meltdown Obama had in Texas

I wouldn't want to have a beer with him either. I mean you saw it firsthand, you know the score. :)

[Algorem]

74. is marey carey running?

[Raine]

75. I don't like beer so I'll have a latte with Obama

:D

[Reader Rabbit]

76. Steve Novick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2UesvrH-cs

'Cause every progressive candidate should have a strong left hook! :P

[DemzRock]

77. Oh, you like to drink your beer with evil hypocritical scum, I see.

Nader...

The deepest levels of hell are reserved for traitors, mutineers, and Nader.

[Marrah_G]

78. I'd rather have a few beers with Huckabee

He's pretty funny and when he gets really sloshed and starts telling stories about Humans riding dinosaurs then the entertainment really begins.

[Iktomiwicasa]

79. Well, if I was still a drinking man...

...I'd rather have a beer with McCain. I'd let him get good and hammered and then push him over into the campfire :evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

80. that was sick

but so good. :)

[mmonk]

81. If they are having a beer with me, they aren't doing their job.

[Ravy]

83. Those that answer McCain must be forgetting he is a fucking "hugger"...

Nothing worse than a drunk hugger, if you ask me. Well... yeah, there is worse.

[Political Heretic]

85. LOL!!!

[Political Heretic]

84. I would rather have a beer with Obama...... *cough* Michelle Obama.

I'm just sayin.

:evilgrin:

[Forkboy]

87. I'd take an "End The Fucking War" chinwag with any of them.

[martymar64]

88. Jenna Jameson

I don't drink with politicians.