With McCain's logic:

[PCIntern]

He could have gotten Jeffrey Dahmer off.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury; my friends, you have evidence of the gruesome crimes committed by the Defendant, my client, and his confession. Well, my friends, this is the past...right now, we have a nice-looking young man who has not killed and eaten anyone since his arrest and I believe that we should recognize this and just move on. No amount of recriminations will bring back the dead, who, unfortunately, were my friends as well. Friends are important...President Bush is my friend and he's the President so I have many friends including lobbyists...not lobbyists who influence me, they are not those kinds of friends, but I have other friends who also move on. We like to Move On, it's important to Move On.

Oooops...did I say "Move On?"

Huh? I thought one doddering old President and an impaired President were once-in-a-century. Guess not.