Obama is the new Chuck Norris

[Mudcat]

Obama's hand is so good that it beats a Royal Flush.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Obama.

Obama can divide by zero.

Obama knows the EXACT location of Carmen Sandiego.

When taking the SAT, use "Obama" for every answer. You'll score 1600.

Obama ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

I takes Obama 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

Obama can touch MC Hammer.

Obama can win blackjack with just one card.

Obama stared evil in the face, and it backed down.

Obama lets the dogs out.

[Mz Pip]

1. And your point is????

[Maddy McCall]

2. LOL

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. RE: your second line, from Curly of all people, "If at first you don't

succeed, keep on suckin' until you do succeed"

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

4. Thank goodness you're not setting unrealistic expectations.

Govern and legislate wisely? Who needs that?

[BringEmOn]

5. The new right wing asshole?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. LOL!

:rofl:

[Kermitt Gribble]

7. LOL! K&R

for the much needed laugh that this gave me!

[niceypoo]

8. Does Obama also endorse Mike Huckabee?

Because Chuck Norris has publicly endorsed, and worked for, Mike Huckabee as his choice for Republican candidate.

*lol*

[femrap]

9. Didn't you see him walking on water? nt