Nia Zuri
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:52 PM
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How many Clintonites does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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ANSWER: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:52 PM
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:54 PM
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2. Glad You WASTED A Post On That |
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:54 PM
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4. But the internet is infinite. n/t |
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:56 PM
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7. Yeah, take that. Whatever will you do with your life for these next 23 hours. |
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Oh, the pain, the angst. Posts in the wind; all we are is posts in the wind.
Christ almighty.
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:58 PM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:17 AM
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23. you're on fire tonight. |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:22 AM
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32. I thought it was a great use for a post. |
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Better than all the "my candidate rocks, yours sucks" drivel that make up approximately 99% of GDP.
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:54 PM
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:55 PM
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Assuming they can find a way in.
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:56 PM
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Clintonites do not screw in lightbulbs... they SPIN THEM in.
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:03 AM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:30 AM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:37 AM
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40. Can't get a DUzy in a thread if it's locked |
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This one's .. um, spinning out of control
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:56 PM
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8. Answer: "We feel more and more Americans are willing to embrace darkness" |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:30 AM
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:57 PM
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besides, they're all wearing blinders - who needs light?
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Fri Mar-07-08 11:58 PM
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Yeah, you'll have to check Black's Law Dictionary on that one.
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:02 AM
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13. I thought we were using the Clinton Dictionary |
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you know, the one that defines "positive campaign" as get down in the mud, "count all the votes" as count only my votes, "no sexual relations" as blowjobs, and is somewhat murky on what the meaning of "is" is...
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:00 AM
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12. Nice seeing the old feminist jokes recycled as Clintonite jokes. |
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(The traditional form of that joke was "how many femminists..." or sometimes, "How many lesbians...")
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:04 AM
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Everyone on this board has heard that joke with a million different subjects. Not EVERYTHING is sexist.
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:09 AM
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45. Actually I heard this joke in 1968 as an Aggie joke, so you're just spinning |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:04 AM
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#1 - They don't screw in a lightbulb, they screw in...The Oval Office (alt- Lincoln Bedroom) #2 - They don't screw in a lightbulb, screwing is done by INTERNS! #3 - They don't screw in a lightbulb, they make the lightbulb CHANGE!
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:06 AM
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17. None. They let Obama screw in the lightbulb, then say they did it. |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:06 AM
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18. EXACTLY.... they have no sense of humor...... it's clear now... |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:08 AM
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19. Light bulbs don't count. n/t |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:10 AM
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20. ANSWER: ONE....to hold tightly to the lightbulb as the world revolves around him/her |
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Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 12:13 AM by earthlover
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:12 AM
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21. Clinton has more experience with lightbulbs, this has been reported on again and again |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:16 AM
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22. Hillary asks "Why do **I** always have to be the first one to change the light bulb??" nt |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:19 AM
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24. They dont screw in lightbulbs |
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Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 12:20 AM by Moochy
Most have installed "The Clapper" back in the 1980's, and the light is always going off and on when they watch Hillary speak at rallies...
Point :hi: , Smile :7, Clap :applause: , Clap :applause: < :think: Lights go off > Smile :7 , Point :thumbsup:, Smile :D Clap :applause: etc. :cry:
:evilgrin:
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:19 AM
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Well, of course you will. It's a fucking light bulb.
Yes, we will!!!!!!
Yeah, I got it--light bulb. $1.69.
Yes, we will!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama just promised us that some day light bulbs will last 5,000 hours so that we have to change them less. His audience then started saying in response to this, "Yes, we can."
Yeah, well, shit in one hand, hope in another, and see how fucking it easy it is to change a light bulb. You know what happens? Huh? You get shit on your hands. It gets on the carpet. And in your hair. So you take your dreams of a light bulb that needs infrequent changing, shove it up the tooth-fairy's ass, and smoke a bowl of crack out of it with Santa. You mother-fucker, Keith Olbermann, you GE cock-suckers. I've been working 35 years to change this fucking bulb, and I won't be . . .
We interrupt this joke for a message from our sponsors . . .
6 years at war; 3 trillion dollars in debt; 47 million without life insurance; John McCain wants to know how you plan to light your household. Al Gore wants to rob you of your God-give American rights to club the fuck out of a seal to give your precious children the education our forefathers bled for . . .
American Idol.
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:21 AM
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26. I finally clicked on this post after passing over it a half-dozen times. |
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That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:21 AM
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27. Hillary and McCain have the necessary experience to change the lightbulb.... |
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...but all Obama has is one speech where he argued against screwing in the lightbulb in the first place.
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:21 AM
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28. Just Bill, he'll screw anything |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:21 AM
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29. Bubba: "I've screwed in lots of places, but I've never screwed in a lightbulb!" |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:34 AM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:21 AM
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30. As many as it takes to screw Obama out of the nomination? |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:22 AM
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31. I did not screw in that light bulb. |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:26 AM
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:26 AM
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34. None, they get the repukes to do it! |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:34 AM
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37. Do you mean, "Screw OVER a lightbulb?" In that case, she only screws over a lightbulb when... |
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:35 AM
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39. What's the difference between a Hillary campaign and a lightbulb? |
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You can unscrew the lightbulb.
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:49 AM
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41. Well first they would have to hire cheap labor from one of our... |
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outsourced jobs, then point out how McCain could put the bulb in better than Obama and then spread some fear about people getting electrocuted by installing bulbs so they could secure some friends a big contract for replacing bulbs. So, allot!
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Sat Mar-08-08 12:54 AM
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42. Clintonites don't screw in lightbulbs - they screw in hot tubs. |
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:01 AM
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43. Why the new light bulb? |
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Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 01:03 AM by Taxmyth
What happened to the other one? Are these energy efficient bulbs? Who was in the room when the light bulb blew out? Who else? What were they doing? Did what they were doing have anything to do with the light bulb burning out? How many light bulbs are in the room? Is there enough light without that one bulb to function efficiently or did the bulb have to be changed for safety reasons? How much did the bulb cost? Was the bidding process fair for these bulbs? What can we do to keep these bulbs burning longer? Who authorized the changing of the light bulb? Was the chain of command properly followed?
Sorry, I wanted to see how the traditional media would react to this.
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Sat Mar-08-08 01:04 AM
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A: None -- they never thought they'd have to change lightbulbs after February 5th
A: None -- They just blame the media for the darkness.
A: Three -- One to call the bulb a muslim, another to publish a photo where the bulb looks even darker and a third to endorse the old, broken bulb over the shiny new one. (note that it's still dark when they're done)
A: Three -- one breaks the new bulb, the other eats the old one and the third sticks his finger in the socket. Hillary pays them all 12 million dollars.
A: Is it in a caucus state? Then let the fuckers light a candle.
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