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Mon Mar-10-08 11:34 AM
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Socks the Cat for President! |
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After his 8 years in the White House as First Cat, Socks has racked up quite a resume. I'm sure that he was present for many policy discussions and treaty negotiations. He was integral in negotiating peace between Arab cats and Israeli mice in East Jerusalem. He gave speeches promoting kitten's rights in Darfur. Balancing the White House milk budget wasn't easy, ladies and gentlemen. Electing Socks to the highest office in the land would break the most abundant discrimination in America, the species barrier. Women and African Americans can get in line. Kitty cats have been discriminated against since the beginning of time. Plus, if he were to become the victim of an assassination attempt, he's still got 8 lives left.
Socks for a stronger America!
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Mon Mar-10-08 11:35 AM
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1. he sniffed just as much foreign dignitary ass as Hill |
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Mon Mar-10-08 11:36 AM
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2. The Clintons got rid of Socks |
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Mon Mar-10-08 11:36 AM
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5. Yep. For Buddy. Who, unfortunately, was hit and killed by a car. |
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Like their previous dog. The Clintons have not had much "luck" with pets.
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Mon Mar-10-08 11:37 AM
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Mon Mar-10-08 02:41 PM
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20. "I can't take care of my own dog but I can take care of the nation"**nm |
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Mon Mar-10-08 11:52 AM
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14. Of course, they didn't need him any more so they gave him to Betty Curry. |
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Mon Mar-10-08 11:36 AM
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4. Socks was probably present at a lot of meetings Hillary didn't attend, |
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under the desk eavesdropping, or pretending to be asleep on a chair. He could legitimately argue that he has more foreign policy experience than she does, since he was actually there.
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Mon Mar-10-08 11:39 AM
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11. Sadly Toonces is no longer with us |
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He was later identified as the unidentified feline body in the Phil Hartman murder/suicide.
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Mon Mar-10-08 11:50 AM
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13. Socks spent most of his time in the White House basement |
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because he kept throwing up on expensive carpets. Why Hellary was allowed free access is a mystery.
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Mon Mar-10-08 12:49 PM
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15. And even in cat years, he's STILL younger than McCain! |
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Mon Mar-10-08 12:50 PM
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16. I see Socks has passed the test for the presidency. |
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OK then! Socks '08! But who would be the running mate?
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Mon Mar-10-08 12:57 PM
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17. He picks a dog to balance out the ticket. |
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Maybe a bloodhound to appeal to the Southern sportsman vote.
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Mon Mar-10-08 02:34 PM
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18. Plus he is well over 35 years old (in cat years.) n/t |
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Mon Mar-10-08 02:36 PM
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19. He's tried catnip, but never inhaled ...* |
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