Obama's wild college years

[Tribetime]

During one night of all night drinking and pot smoking at Faber College, Obama according to classmates, accidentally killed a horse with a blank gun during a toga party. He is also the mastermind behind the destroying of the 1962 infamous homecoming parade. "Drunk fat and stupid is no way to go thru life" Dean Wormer said after witnessing the event.

[Pirate Smile]

1. He must of skipped some grades since he would have been 1 year old in 1962.

:)

[TAWS]

2. See I know this is a lie because Obama was born in 1961!

[JeffR]

3. Welcome to DU

and congratulations on your first DUzy Award. Check GD Friday evening.

[DearAbby]

8. I second that nomination

:thumbsup:

[Tribetime]

13. thanks for the welcome

[barack the house]

4. OMG. How controversial.. you didn't make that up by any chance.

[AlCzervik]

5. Is that a pledge pin on your uniform?!!!???

[Nailzberg]

6. I never had a wild night in college. And I failed in politics.

I became a Nixon White House aide and was subsequently raped in prison in 1974.

[DearAbby]

7. He also snarfed a whole bowl of lime Jello

and did an awesome impression of a ripe ZIT.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

9. jumping jesus on a pogo stick!!! how old are you?

oh I get it it's a snark

[ProgressiveEconomist]

10. So now Obama is Bluto Blutarsky?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/

[virtualobserver]

11. This will probably end up on a right wing website......

as a fact.

[gort]

12. I hope he was put on Double Secret Probation!

Actual transcript from Flounder's deposition:



Obama: Holy shit!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
Obama: Holy shit!

D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
Obama: Holy shit!

[sorrybushisfromtexas]

14. Watergate, Benedict Arnold, and the crucification of Jesus

We all now, know where the 18 minute gap came from on the Watergate tapes came from. Where was Obama the night Kennedy was killed ? Was he a pimp for Monica, did he do in Vince Foster? What about Jimmy Hoffa? Is it true that he is a dog lover so he supports bestiality? Auntie Em, Auntie Em, where is Toto.? There is no place like home. Is it true that Obama is the first grand dragon of the KKK? He yelled crucify him at Mt. Calvary? What, no, he was Pontius Pilate in another life? What was I thinking when I voted for him, my God, I am in a cult, why can't I sleep? What is the real point in life? Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn.

[DearAbby]

15. You have to be stoned to understand the above post...

Dont Bogart that sheeet man, pass some over :evilgrin:

[sorrybushisfromtexas]

16. not stoned

Just a aging hippy school teacher on the 1st night of a ll day spring break.

Peace Man

[Tribetime]

17. found pic and link proof it happened

and www.tigersweat.com/movies/animal/ scroll down for audio proof

[Tribetime]

18. picture and link

www.tigersweat.com/movies/animal/

[AtomicKitten]

19. Bottoms up.

[CreekDog]

20. this is when he was in the madrassa right?

:eyes:

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