Senator Clinton is done. Senator Obama is done.

[Cooley Hurd]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5131273

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5132021

That's it. I'm voting for the rotting corpse of Grover Cleveland. At least we know he's good for two (non-consecutive) terms, no notable scandals in the last century and his pastor was a boring white guy.


GOCleveland!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

1. GROVER CLEVELAND'S CORPSE / ZOMBIE REAGAN 2008!!!!1! n/t

[girl_interrupted]

3. LMAO!!!

[Perry Logan]

2. You damned Grovebots...

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

5. The proper term is "Clevetards."

Or, in a pinch, "Grovenuts."

[Perry Logan]

7. He's the Grovenator.

[rpannier]

13. Grovecultists

I hear they're everywhere

[saltpoint]

4. The Cleveland legacy is not without its political scandals.

Here's the headliner:

http://www.digitalhistory.uh.edu/historyonline/scandal.cfm


excerpt:

_ _ _

Yet what is especially striking in retrospect is that the politics of sexual scandal repeatedly failed. No where is this more apparent than during the presidential campaign of 1884, when Democratic Presidential candidate Grover Cleveland was accused of fathering a child out of wedlock. In 1874, Maria C. Halpin, a 33-year-old widow, gave birth to a son whom she named Oscar Folsom Cleveland. She had kept company with several men, and although Cleveland was never sure that he was the child's father, he provided the woman with financial support. Later he had her committed to an insane asylum and the child to an orphanage.

_ _ _

--and a thorough going-over by the Washington POST:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/03/AR2006080300395_pf.html

That said, I second your endorsement of ol' Grover.

[Cooley Hurd]

8. "Ma Ma, where's my Pa?"

"Gone to the White House, Ha Ha Ha."

:D

[saltpoint]

9. Yep. Ol' Grover was a bit generous with his

carrot.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

6. Grover Cleveland Was The Most Conservative Democrat Ever Elected President

He would make Clinton and Carter look like Marxists...

[rpannier]

11. Really

I always thought it was buchanan

Maybe I'm just confusing conservative and incompetant.

[rpannier]

10. Ummm... You have obviously forgotten

That this man spanked 'grandpa simpson' on TWO NON-CONSECUTIVE OCCASSIONS.

Now that's a scandal the press would cover for six months.

[izzie]

12. You really got me to laugh at this. To much truth not to be funny.

If I was a betting person I would say that people will vote for an old McCain for one term than maybe a Clinton for 2 terms any day. And my first vote was in Ike's days. If the Clinton do not cook Obama the far right will. Poor man and I think he would be a great President for a new time, in place of these old thinking people I think we are going to re-put in place.

[VWolf]

14. He's got my vote

Up until 2 months ago, I lived less than a mile from the official "Grover Cleveland Birthplace" in Caldwell, NJ.

In the 7 years I lived there, I never visited the place. Shame on me.