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Paragon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 09:48 AM Original message |
Who Is John Kerry? (from The Onion) |
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Zeke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 09:53 AM Response to Original message |
1. I Voted For Dean... |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 10:01 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Dean because he was the only Dem to shout what was right: NO MORE WAR! |
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lancdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 10:06 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. The Onion is satire |
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Bill McBlueState (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 10:08 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. don't ruin it! |
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sangh0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 11:28 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. In that case, I'll whisper |
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cindyw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 12:30 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. I was wondering if someone would point that out. |
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felonious thunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 10:07 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. A candidate HAS to go middle of the road to win |
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DrFunkenstein (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 10:19 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Perhaps The "Greenest" Man In The Senate |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 12:35 PM Response to Reply #4 |
13. Just like Al Gore and Jimmy Carter? |
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felonious thunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 12:55 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Of course it doesn't guarantee a win |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 06:02 PM Response to Reply #15 |
21. Kennedy, for one |
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Nederland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 01:40 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Nixon more liberal than Kerry? |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 05:46 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. Depends on what you mean by "liberal" |
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Nederland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 09:14 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. I Guess My Bias is Revealed |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 10:24 AM Response to Reply #1 |
7. Actually Dean said "only a few more years of war!" |
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DrFunkenstein (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
8. Well, Kerry Does Have Big Hands... |
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SheilaT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
9. Sometimes the Onion nails it, |
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cosmik debris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 03:57 PM Response to Reply #9 |
17. I've had that link in my favorites for three years. |
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fujiyama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
11. That last one |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
14. Scary picture, though.... |
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Larkspur (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
18. I liked #1 and #5 from the top |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-12-04 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
19. LOL, Kerry's having an identity crisis... |
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