Hillary Clinton's Five Stages of Grief

[Stephanie]

1. Denial: "It can't be happening."

So Hillary can't make a concession speech in S.C., but she publicly celebrates a meaningless win in Florida?





2. Anger: "Why me? It's not fair."

Clinton tells Obama: 'Shame on you'; Obama fires back





3. Bargaining: "Just let me live to see my children graduate."

Clinton insists Michigan, Florida votes should be counted




4. Depression: "I'm so sad, why bother with anything?"

Cash-Strapped Clinton Fails To Pay Bills





5. Acceptance: "It's going to be OK."

Hillary Clinton told to accept defeat for party

[tekisui]

1. Bargaining should be when she offered Obama the Veep spot

from the runner-up position.

[Stephanie]

3. Yes, very good.

Please feel free to cite your own examples - these are just the few I came up with.

[TomInTib]

2. I will meet and raise...

With Ten of my Favorites...

"Mankind's Ten Stages of Drunkenness"

0). A Zero is sober
1). Witty and Charming
2). Rich and Powerful
3). Benevolent
4). Clairvoyant
5). F**k Dinner
6). Patriotic
7). Crank Up the Enola Gay
8). Witty and Charming, Part II
9). Invisible
10). Bulletproof

[Stephanie]

4. Hello dollface

Nice to see you. When are you coming back to NY? I want you to meet the bf. :hi:

[TomInTib]

6. Actually, ...

I was just in the City for a week.

Damn, I should have called. But I kinda let things get away from me.

You know how I am.

But I will be back soon and we will all get together.

Tom

[TomInTib]

10. And...

I've been writing a lot and would love for you to hear some of my new songs.

Y'all could come over and we could play.

[Stephanie]

11. Next trip

This one must have been a good one! :)

[TomInTib]

12. Check your inbox nt

[depakid]

7. Whew...

Taking psychobabble to another level!

:spank:

[tabasco]

9. LMAO! F**k dinner. Classic.

Funny and pretty accurate.

[Stephanie]

13. HRC: F**k BlueCross/BlueShield

Mark Penn needs a new vacation home!

[skater314159]

5. As a Chaplain I loooove your post!

:loveya:

Thanks for such a great post - I love the pics and links with each stage!

:hug:
:yourock:

[Stephanie]

8. The stages are quoted from Wiki >

If only she would reach stage five, we could get on with it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%BCbler-Ross_model

[sniffa]

14. What's with DUers stealing my lines?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4848697

First, whatshisname and now you. I was way ahead of the curve.





































j/k. K&R. :kick:

[Stephanie]

15. Sniff Sniff!

If it makes you feel any better, it happens to me every day. Or so I think. Anyway, mine's illustrated! :hi:

[sniffa]

16. No, your's was great.

I don't just give out rec's or non-snark posts like that. :hi:

[Stephanie]

17. Anyway we both spoke too soon

Clearly the Hillarians are still in the Denial Stage.

[Stephanie]

18. .

[Stephanie]

19. Acceptance.

You can do it, Hil.