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Fri May-28-04 08:44 AM
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| Poll finds hypothetical Kerry-Jesus ticket with advantage over Bush |
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Well, it has just as much chance of happening, so let's discuss it.
We can also discuss a JFK-JFK ticket, a Kerry-Lincoln ticket, or a Kerry-Bush ticket.
Sheesh.
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Fri May-28-04 08:55 AM
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| 1. Not me I'd vote against the Jesus guy. Have you seen all the |
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shit that's been done in his name.
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| GreenPartyVoter
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Fri May-28-04 09:32 AM
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| 3. There's crap being done in your name right now in Iraq |
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Does that make you bad too?
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| Anarcho-Socialist
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Fri May-28-04 09:22 AM
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| 2. How about a Kerry/Pretzel ticket? |
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Fri May-28-04 02:29 PM
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| 7. Kerry/Bike? kerry/Segway? |
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Fri May-28-04 10:42 AM
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| 4. Would Pat Robertson still support Bush? |
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or switch to the Kerry/Jesus ticket? I'm guessing he'd stick with Bush, along with most southern evangelicals. They aren't really following Jesus anyway.
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| Anarcho-Socialist
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Fri May-28-04 11:07 PM
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| 9. Is Jesus soft on defense? |
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Jesus believes in "love thy enemy". The Republicans would accuse him of being unpatriotic, loving terrorists and being a communist.
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Fri May-28-04 11:33 PM
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| 12. Yeah, that whole "prince of peace" thing |
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just won't go over well. We better pick a war general like Clark instead.
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| Stuckinthebush
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Fri May-28-04 11:34 AM
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| 5. No way! That Jesus guy is way too religious! |
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That ticket will lose my vote immediately!
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Fri May-28-04 11:46 AM
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| 6. Lynndie England would be dragging Jesus around naked on a leash |
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Fri May-28-04 02:35 PM
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| 8. Kerry is dragging the ticket down |
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We all know that A Jesus/ John the Baptist ticket would be stronger
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Fri May-28-04 11:08 PM
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| 10. You're going to lose the Jewish vote with that one n/t |
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Fri May-28-04 11:10 PM
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| 11. We could get the Christian Coalition on our side |
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With a Kerry/Jesus ticket, they'd all be forced to vote for it or burn in (one of the circles of Hell).
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Fri May-28-04 11:40 PM
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| 13. Kerry/Stalin in 04!!! |
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Edited on Fri May-28-04 11:43 PM by Doosh
you know just to mess with the freepers heads :)
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| DaveSZ
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Fri May-28-04 11:44 PM
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Jesus was so left-wing, he couldn't get elected in America.
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Fri May-28-04 11:53 PM
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Edited on Fri May-28-04 11:54 PM by The_Enlightenment
He's a class-war redestributionist. He wants socialism and is unamerican. Jesus may rule the kingdom of heaven, but he will take away our freedoms on earth. :P
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