Sunday News Show Lineup-4/20/08

[zulchzulu]

ABC - This Week (George Stephanopoulos): George masturbates and shows just how small he is as a man. Then he licks John McCain's shoes. He then discusses how he didn't fuck up and was a tool for Sean Hannity with George Will and the other has-beens.

CBS - Face the Nation (Bob Schieffer): Robert Gates lies about the Iraq War and Nancy Pelosi hints that Hillary Clinton should shut up her piehole.

CNN - Late Edition (Wolf Blitzer): Wolf will copy what everyone else did and get sloppy seconds on interviews with people asking about flag pendants, former pastors, too many polls that contradict each other and other people who don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

Fox - News Sunday (Chris Wallace): More discussions on flag pendants, former pastors, too many polls that contradict each other and other people who don't know what the fuck they are talking about. About 20 seconds will be devoted to the Iraq War. Following that, Project For A New American Century signatories and its founder will continue trashing Barack Obama in hopes of getting the Republicans to joyfully run against the Clinton Crime Family.

NBC - Meet the Press (Tim Russert): James Carville and Bob Shrum, and Republican strategists Mary Matalin and Mike Murphy will continue to shoot the shit about flag pendants, former pastors, too many polls that contradict each other and prove they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. There will continue to be no mention as to why Carville shared Democratic Party secrets on Election Night 2004 with his Republican wife that alerted Dick Cheney to alert the Ohio officials to trash absentee ballots (as written in Bob Woodward's State Of Denial ppg.345-360).

[redstate_democrat]

1. Sounds about right. nt

[zulchzulu]

2. Let's just say what really happens... n/t

[Dr.Phool]

3. One of the reasons I take the dogs to the park on Sunday morning.

[zulchzulu]

7. I do the same thing generally

All of it gets repeated again anyway and the real issues are rarely addressed. Why start your Sunday pissed off...

[progressoid]

4. I stopped ruining my Sundays by keeping the TV off.

I feel much better now.

[crankychatter]

5. and me, without cable

I'll probably have to read something

[grantcart]

6. Do you have clips already? I have to travel Sunday and would like to speed thru them tomorrow lol

[zulchzulu]

8. If you saw the news on Friday, it's the same crap on Sunday n/t