Hi friends, President-to-be McCain here, and I want to thank you all

[Neshanic]

for all your help in getting me elected by a landslide. Of course this is in the future, but I thought I would clean some things up early, knowing the difficulty that you Democrats have in have in getting things under control, and you will be screeching at each other still come mid-summer.

I can't say that I have ever been handed anything so easily and on a silver plattter. Your candidates Hillary and Obama both textbook examples of your inability to understand your core beliefs and the reasons you exsist, gave people the wonderful choice of a shrill with high dislike numbers and a creepy cultist with of following of obiedent zombies that parrot his every word as if it was Jesus' last words.

It's really a very sad little thing, considering the spectacular unpopularity of President Bush, the economy going into a second spin cycle of doom that will grind to a halt afer the election, the never ending war, and a myriad of other things that the the Bush the sceond era has produced; you collectively have screwed the pooch again.

Hint for future of your party. Try not to be us. Only we can be us. Try not to attach yourself to the nearest republican like a remora. Don't they teach you that in Democratic School?

Well, I look forward to dimantling your candidate in a most basic way for the average American to understand, which will be an easy task, given the two choices you have given me, and your party leaders that are lemmings that apologize on the slightest poke.

Oh, and if I can get away with the Keating gig, have the NYT back off me like a trained circus poodle, and basically not look like your candidates which look like two infants with a bowl of pudding after a fight, you pretty much can't touch me.

Thank you, and God bless America.

P.S. I will give some Democrats some low government posts. They amuse me to no end.

[anonymous171]

1. You forgot to say "My friends" every other sentence.

[JeffR]

2. Clinton or Obama will kick this guy's sorry sunburned ass in November

So I think you worry too much.

[Hippo_Tron]

3. LMAO I knew something was missing

[Skittles]

4. there's a reason the mainstream media picks our frontrunners n/t

[featherman]

5. Let's see... the party currently enjoying the worst disapproval rates

in American history for its leader is going to retain the White House... well, THAT would be unusual!