Heard on the Vice Presidential debate

[question everything]

Edwards: I am more experienced in foreign policy than Bush was when he was elected in 2000

Cheney: I know GW Bush. GW Bush is a friend of mine and you are no GW Bush.

Edwards: That's for sure!


(with apologies to the wonderful Lloyd Bentsen Whatever happened to him anyway?)

[patricia92243]

1. tee hee

[Thrill]

2. Another

Cheney: Now Johnny you were in diapers when I first started dealing with foreign leaders.

Edwards: And you'll be in diapers next yr while I'm dealing with foreign leaders.

[spooky3]

4. LOL to both of you!

[Zeke]

3. No. No.

The sound you hear will be Cheney's heart pacifier----beeeeepppp...

I say Edwards debates Cheney to death live on TV---now that's ratings!

[DrFunkenstein]

5. How About "I Dedicated My Life To Taking Down Crooked Fat Cats Like You"?

Or something along the lines of "all your foreign policy experience didn't help you figure out that there was no Al Qaeda-Saddam connection long after everyone else in America did."

Side note: Is it just me, or does Cheney remind you of a pissed-off Ed McMahon?

[mr715]

6. It'll be...

Edwards : I love my wife

Cheney : Go fuck yourself

followed by

Edwards : In my career as a defender of the people, as a Senator, and as a father

Cheney : Go fuck yourself

followed by

Edwards : This country needs more moral direction, but it is not the place of the Federal government to enforce a particular religious morality on its citizens

Cheney : Pah, spoken like a man that supports Kerry's use of the F-word in Rolling Stone. So like a Democrat to use doublespeak! Flip flopper!

[Beetwasher]

7. "Mr. Cheney, Did Convicted Enron Criminal Ken Lay

dictate your energy policy? The people have a right to know!"