Who is the biggest ass in the US Senate?

[WI_DEM]

No poll--because there are not enough slots for all the assholes in the Senate. But I nominate Rick Santorrum--the homophobic from Pa.

[russian33]

1. Zell Miller...

At least Santorum doesn't hide the fact...Miller tries to pass as a Democrat

[RebelOne]

53. Definitely Zell Miller.

[Sandpiper]

2. Tie

Between Santorum and Hatch.

Pair of religious nutjob bigots.

[fdr_hst_fan]

6. Does anyone remember

the line from "Good Morning, Vietnam"? To paraphrase: Rick Santorum is in more dire need of a blow-job than any man in history!

[mr715]

20. Actually

I think he just really wants to be ravaged by the Penn State football team

I hate him.

But the biggest ass in the Senate is Kay Bailey Hutchinson

[flaminbats]

46. a tie between Zell Miller and Richard Shelby..

two Senate seats available to the highest bidder. :smoke:

[no name no slogan]

64. Hatch is actually somewhat sane

He's also pretty friendly with most of the Dems, too, and is well-respected by them, despite the party difference.

Now Santorum, OTOH.... :crazy:

[fdr_hst_fan]

3. Second the motion!!!!!

Emphatically!!!!!
:mad:

[livetohike]

4. Santorum - definitely

gets my vote. It's not just that he's homophobic, but he is against a woman's right to choose.

His arrogance and pretend passion is sickening, imo.

[swag]

5. Trent Lott

Still Number One After All These Years!

[trogdor]

14. Naah. Santorum has him beat.

Trent Lott (R-KKK) is old and busted. Santorum (R-Taliban) is the new hotness.

[terrya]

7. Santorum. Completely insane on gay issues. He's the Fred Phelps...

of the United States Senate.

[roguevalley]

50. Imhofe is in the top ten. Then the senile king of Alaska, Ted Stevens

[JI7]

8. Santorum

[annxburns]

12. In Santorum's defense ...

... "nobody has to tell that girl how to dress".

- from Jon Stewart last night on TDS.

[TA]

9. Zell Miller

Hands down. The Democratic Party from his own state has "divorced" him.

[UrbScotty]

10. Norm "99% improvement over Paul Wellstone" Coleman

Santorum is second, followed by Zell, Frist, and McConnell

[dflprincess]

47. Gotta go with Normie

The weasel doesn't breath without making sure it's okay with Bush.

[Not Me]

11. Gotta go with Santorum...

Useless piece of closet-case crap.

[Zynx]

13. I despise Allan and Santorum.

Coleman is up there along with Zell Miller.

[LibDemAlways]

43. Repukes sure know how to pick them,

don't they? You've named not only four of the vilest assholes in the Senate (and I count Zell as a repuke) but four of the most digusting excuses for human beings on the planet. Only Bush, Cheney, Rummy, and Wolfowitz are worse.

[swag]

15. Bill Frist must be mentioned in this thread.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

32. Absolutely. He should know better, like Hatch

They are the smartest and the most assinine and the most evil.

[dolstein]

16. It used to be Phill Gramm, now I'd say it's Rick Santorum

Democrats despise him, and I suspect that many of his Republican colleagues find him insufferable as well.

[DinahMoeHum]

17. Santorum. He's as dumb as he looks.

:evilfrown:

[KamaAina]

18. "Santorum. Is that Latin for asshole?"

Direct quote from former Sen. Bob Kerrey (not to be confused with President Kerry).

[fujiyama]

27. Did he actually say that?

That's great.

[KamaAina]

37. I couldn't make that up. I'm good, but I'm not that good.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A6777-2004Jun25_2.html

When Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) suggested that Oregon's Mark Hatfield be removed from a committee chairmanship, Bob Kerrey quipped, "Santorum. Is that Latin for (vulgar term for rectum)?"

[Ediacara]

54. Hey..... in defense of Santorum....

Well his name anyway :-) My mother's maden name is an Ellis Island misspelling of Santorum: Santora.

*Sigh*

I may be related to this asswipe! I wonder how he'd feel about his 6th cousin being a vocal democrat and married homosexual? LOL....

[in_cog_ni_to]

19. Yup, has to be Santorum.

There's so many more, but he's a major asshole.

[quaoar]

21. I nominate

the junior senator from my own state of Alabama --

Jeff Sessions.

[CalebHayes]

22. Lott, Delay, Miller

[DaveSZ]

23. Yeah Santorum

How did he get elected from a northeastern state?

Second to him would be James "Outraged by the Outrage" Inhofe.

[Pabst Blue Democrat]

24. Well....

Since Cheney is technically the ringleader.....I'll go with him.

[yellowcanine]

25. I gotta go with Santorum as well, though there are so many to choose from!

.

[dietdpfan]

26. Zell Miller

Without a doubt.

[TexasSissy]

28. Dem. John Breaux (for selling out in his party in sponsoring Medicare Bill

[JETS]

29. Trent "vacant" Lott has relinquished his crown

to Rick Sanitarium (purposely mispelled)

[bigwillq]

30. I agree with Rick boy

What a fucking asshole. He was making me sick when he spoke the other day about the gay marriage ban amendment mess.

I think he secretly wants to take a fat one up his ass and have his name sake juices run down his legs.

[Sparkly]

31. Inhofe would have to be on the list

but there are so many to choose from, it's hard to pick just one.

[styersc]

33. Cheney is the president of the Senate.

Whoosp- he's the biggest "Dick".

[NoPasaran]

34. John Cornyn

Very much a junior senator from my great state, but he shows he has major assitude by raising alarums over the danger of man on box turtle love.

[Bunny]

35. SANTORUM!! SANTORUM!! SANTORUM!!

GO PENNSYLVANIA!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!

[IronLionZion]

36. I second that

Don't worry, pRick is finished in 2006. Any Dem who doesn't support Barb Hafer (or whoever is the Dem nominee) because she's "too moderate" or a "DINO" will get his ass kicked by me personally! We have to get this asshole out of the Senate!

[Progressive420]

38. GEORGR ALLAN

He is from my state and he was second only to Jim Gilmore as worst Governor of this state ever

[LibDemAlways]

42. I went to high school with George Allen,

and I agree with you. He is a complete idiot and he's a racist too.
Got in big trouble back then for spraying racist graffiti on the school walls. Probably the only teenager in So. Cal. at the time to plaster the bumper of his car with confederate flag decals. Major, major asshole.

[Justice]

39. Long Termer?? - Hands Down Winner --- Orrin Hatch

[GBD4]

40. Sessions

the Senator from Alabama

[The Zanti Regent]

41. Got to be Prick Santorum

And I went to Pitt the same time he was doing night school and working in Heinz's office during the day.

Prick was a REAL B-hole back in the 70s.

[SixShooter]

44. Santorum, Sessions

[Kathy in Cambridge]

45. Sphinctorum, Trent "Helmet Hair" Lott

Orrin Hatch, Bill "Cat Killer" Frist.

There are so many to choose from that it's hard narrowing the list!

[Nicholas_J]

48. Try Ted Stevens

Major asshole who's solution to the cuts in taxes that have caused cutbacks in police and firemen at state and local level was to require these people to work overtime without pay in order to search for possible terrorist planning in the U.S.

[Comrade_Goldstein]

49. How about Saxby Chambliss

Max Cleland volunteered for Vietnam and lost three of his limbs while that little rich spoiled &@$*# Chambliss got some bull $h!t deferment, and then got the gall to attack Cleland's patriotism. I really dislike Norm Coleman, and Rick Santorectum, but that little bastard Chambliss makes Zell Miller look like a G-d send.

[WI_DEM]

51. wow, so many worthy of the honor mentioned on this thread

[spooky3]

60. you really should follow up with a poll! :-)

[mzmolly]

52. So many asses, so little time.

:P

My first thought was Miller because he claims to be a Democrat.

[PVnRT]

55. Zell Miller

I don't care if he's conservative, if he votes with Republicans on a number of issues, fuck it, he's from Georgia and does what he has to do.

When he agrees to speak at the nominating convention FOR THE OTHER FUCKING PARTY, as far as I'm concerned, he's a fucking traitor and should be banned from the party for life.

[greymattermom]

56. senator

Sam Brownback

[Wabbajack]

57. Santorum

Do a google search for "Santorum"

[blueknight]

58. i nominate two...

both from my state of ky.BUNNING and MCCONNELL. i mean these guys have all the attributes to being the top prick. smug,arrogant,neither one ever smile. real ASSHOLES.

[JohnLocke]

59. MITCH McCONNELL!

[Hailtothechimp]

62. I second that. He's a creepy little turd. n/t

[Moloch]

61. I nominate Trent Lott: the racist, homophobic, asshole from MS

n/t

[mountainvue]

63. Ha! My same nominee

when I saw the title of this thread. You just have to wonder if Santorum is the asshole from Pennsylvania who Larry Flynt has tapes on and talks about in his book but can't use becuase both parties have to consent in Pennsylvania. He's having phone sex with a girl and she mentions to him the situation might be immoral and his respone is "I don't have any moral values, I just talk about them on television."