What Democrats Say / What Republicans Say -- David Letterman

[DieboldMustDie]

Democrats: The key to our victory will be winning crucial swing states.
Republicans: The key to our victory will be rigging the vote in crucial swing states.

Democrats: Honoring those with distinguished military records is a top priority.
Republicans: Concealing the president's military record is a top priority.

Democrats: States should decide the issue of gay marriage.
Republicans: Marriage is only between a man and a woman, or 2 really hot chicks.

Democrats: We're going to win the election in November.
Republicans: As we proved in 2000, winning doesn't mean you get the job.

Democrats: People from all races, creeds and walks of life are working together to elect Kerry.
Republicans: People from all sorts of different country clubs are working together to re-elect Bush.

Democrats: Bacon is tasty.
Republicans: Agreed.

Democrats: In retrospect, evidence did not justify war in Iraq.
Republicans: It was worth going to war to see Saddam with that crazy beard.

Democrats: John Kerry was a war hero.
Republicans: George W. Bush was a cheerleader. (Shows pic of W. in "uniform")

Democrats: Our vice presidential candidate exudes youth and vitality.
Republicans: Our vice presidential candidate exudes a strange wheezing noise when he climbs stairs.

:evilgrin:

[w13rd0]

1. Haha...

...are those really from Letterman? That's great.

[Webster Green]

2. LOL!

Sic 'em, Dave!

[jeff30997]

3. ROTFL!

Great!:evilgrin:

[Nite Owl]

4. Did Dave really say this?

I have got to remember to watch him more. He really showed the cheerleader pic?

[DieboldMustDie]

8. Yes he did!

:evilgrin:

[PROGRESSIVE1]

5. ha

[floridaguy]

6. David Letterman

:yourock:

[k in IA]

7. God, I love Letterman. He is nailing * just about every night. It is

wonderful.

[DieboldMustDie]

9. But he really outdid himself with this one.

:evilgrin:

[drmom]

10. Thanks for the reminder for us West coast folks!

nmi

[Skarbrowe]

11. Proud!

I loved the way she busted her way through a few people to get at the guy. Actually, she kinda turned me on.

:loveya:

Skarbrowe

[Killarney]

12. that's great