If Bush Only Had A Brain ! (campaign song for rallies, parties)

[Dems Will Win]

Sing to the tune of "If I Only Had A Brain" from the Wizard of Oz

IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN
by Dems Will Win

WITH THE RICH, BUSH PLAYS CUPID
IT’S THE ECONOMY STUPID, ONLY MILLIONAIRES DO GAIN!
WE’D BE HAPPY, WE’D BE MERRY,
AND WE WOULDN’T NEED JOHN KERRY
IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN!

ONE QUESTION BUSH HAS BURNING
IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING? GOOD SCHOOLS WE MUST MAINTAIN!
THEN HE ROBS THE KIDS BLIND
LEAVES NO BILLIONAIRE BEHIND
IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN

chorus
WELL THE SURPLUS IS ALL GONE
THE LOCKBOX PICKED HANDILY
AND BUSH IS WORKING HARD
TO PUT FOOD--ON THE FAMILY!

verse
DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE HIM
HE’S GOT HIS ULTIMATUM!
THOUGH HE CAN’T NAME THE HEAD OF SPAIN!
IN THIS WAR WE MUST MAKE CERTAIN
THE WORLD IS SAFE FOR HALLIBURTON
IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN

HE’LL START THE DRAFT, YOU’LL FACE INDUCTION
TO FIND WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION,
FROM EGYPT TO BAHRAIN!
HE’LL SEARCH EVERY SAND OR SOIL
AS LONG AS IT BEARS OIL
IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN

chorus
OH BUSH COULD TELL YOU WHY
THE PIE GROWS HIGH, UP TO THE SKY
BUT NOW OUR FAMILIES CAN’T SURVIVE,
CAUSE BUSH THINKS TWO PLUS TWO IS FIVE!

verse
(slow) THE TERROR PLANES, THERE WAS NO STOPPIN’
CAUSE BUSH KEPT PHOTO-OPPIN’—HE NEVER FELT YOUR PAIN!
WELL LIFE WOULD BE A DING-A-DERRY!
AND WE WOULDN’T NEED JOHN KERRY!
IF BUSH ONLY HAD A BRAIN!

[demwing]

1. Classic!

thanks for the laugh!

[deutsey]

2. Snippy Shrub Klub

Here's something I wrote shortly after the 2000 debacle. If you recall, Gore told Bush not be "snippy" when Gore told him he wasn't conceding defeat. I think the rest is self explanatory. Sung to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club:

Who's the leader of the thugs
who stole the election from you and me?

S-N-I-P-P-Y S-H-R-U-B

Hey there! If you lie and don't care,
help perpetuate the travesty.

S-N-I-P-P-Y S-H-R-U-B

(GOP Leaders): Snippy Shrub!

Majority of Americans: Al Gore won!

Corporate Media: Snippy Shrub!

Majority of Americans: Al Gore won!

Miami-Dade "Protesters": We'll forever shout you down with a 'Seig
heil! Heil! Heil!'

March along, don't think too long...
Join the rightwing conspiracy!

S-N-I-P-P-Y S-H-R-U-B

(Closing: sung slowly with false solemnity):

Now it's time to say goodbye to our democracy...

S-N-I…
Snippy: I'm the new boss… "el new wavey jeffey," as they say under the border.

P-P-Y
Snippy: Why? Cuz the Supreme Court sez so, dummy.

S-H-R-U-B

See you next Election Day, Shrubkommandos!

[TexasSissy]

3. I just love these songs you post!

[Dems Will Win]

4. As The King would say:

Thank you vera much!