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jsw_81 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:19 AM
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Bizarre Freeper prayers (Dems are Satanic, hellbound devils)
Here are a few goodies from the daily "Pray for President Bush" thread over at FR:

O Father our King, how glad we are to come before Thee this night with our worship and our praise! You are the One True God, the Living God, the Creator and Sustainer of All Things, both visible and invisible; every life is in Your Hands, and the very next breath we take is by Your Grace! O God our Savior, we are not worthy, in and of ourselves, to come into Your Holy Presence, but we are trusting that the Death of Christ upon the cross has paid the penalty for our sin and set us free from all condemnation, to go forth in Newness of Life, clothed before Thy Holiness in the Pure, White Robes of the Righteousness of Christ. We thank You, our Gracious God and Savior, for accomplishing our Redemption upon the cross of Calvary; You died, and were burried, instead of us, and You arose from the grave, and placed us in You, so now when our Father sees us, He sees You; we are SAFE in You, our Most Merciful King!

Our Precious One, our hearts are heavy within us, and our spirits are burdened by what we see coming from our President's enemies this week; O God and King of Truth, the lies Your servant's foes have vomited forth are a mind-boggling, mind-numbing multitude; a wide, vast, deep, sky-high pile of filthy dung; They hope to bury our brother beneath this avalanche of brainwashing, reeking LIES! Confound them! Thwart them! O LORD our GOD of Justice and Might! Let the pile begin crumbling from the top; let Thine enemies look on in horror, and bewilderment, as their carefully constructed Tower of Filth descends upon their own cowardly heads, Your Servant lovingly lifted of Thy Blessed Spirit above the madness below, protected beneath Thy Sheltering Wings of Grace, to behold the Divine Justice of our God being visited upon his would-be destroyers! Please accomplish this, Great God! Please vindicate Thy beloved child before the eyes of many, and grant unto him a Glorious Victory in the presence of his tormentors, as they wail, and lament, cowering before the Power, Majesty, and Glory of our Great and Awesome SOVEREIGN GOD!

Remembering Thy Mercies, our Loving Father God, we plead also this night for Thy Salvation to be granted to many that currently hate Thee; save them, our King! Pluck some away, as Thy Judgement begins to fall, and bring wonder, astonishment, and adoration to their formerly dead hearts, their hatred vaporized, as they look upon the God of Sovereign Grace! We thank Thee for all You will do, Holy Master! And we offer our Eternal Praise to Thee, Your Majesty! Our King and our God, we exalt You, through Christ! It is in His Holy Name, we worship You, and pray, amen.

posted on 07/29/2004 10:30:14 PM PDT by Kitty Mittens

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Our Heavenly Father,

As we come to the end of another busy work week, may we not take our eyes off the prize---the gift of salvation and eternal life in heaven with You. Thank You, Father, for all the times You make us aware of Your presence---in the darkness of the storm as well as in the simple fluttering of a butterfly’s wings. You are our Creator and we are blessed to belong to You.

Father, we are in the midst of a great spiritual war. We pray for those members of the Senate, the House, and the Supreme Court whom satan has drawn to the side of darkness. We ask that You would send forth messengers of the Holy Spirit to bring light to their darkness and that You would replace the devil’s lies with the truth. Deliver President Bush from any of their agendas that would lead this nation further from You. Father, thwart the plans of those who seek to destroy this man who has been appointed to lead our nation. He is a faithful man, and we are confident that You will richly bless him. He is Your child and he is seeking to do Your will. Enlighten him and direct him in the path he should go. Grant him a strong connection with the American people as he campaigns across the nation. Help him to communicate strength, resolve, and decisiveness. Enable him to redirect the campaign debate so that the real issues are addressed. Lead him to seek Your will in all things, whether they be matters of state or matters of the heart. Protect him from harm and danger, and revitalize him physically during the long days of travel...

posted on 07/30/2004 12:01:49 PM PDT by Faith

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Oh! Our Father and our Great King! There is power here today in the prayers of Your Beloved children, as we gather together before You to lift Your Name on High, and to worship our Mighty One, our Holy One, our King of Creation, Life and Glory! We praise You, our Awesome and Eternally Blessed God! We adore You, we exalt You, and we bow our heads before the Glory of Your Majesty, our Magnificent King Jesus! You are our Savior, the Only True God, full of Grace, Mercy, and Truth, Resplendent in Your Glory, Eternally Clothed with Nobility, Royalty and Honor, our KING Who sits upon the Throne of Creation and All Eternity! Glory to You, our Mighty Savior! We worship You, O Great God Jehovah, Almighty God of Israel, and Father of our Great King Jesus Christ! Thank You for bringing us into Your Holy Presence through the shed blood of the Lamb slain for us; O You Who Loved us, and washed us from our sins in Your own Holy Blood, we lift up You Name! We praise that Great Name, the Name of JESUS CHRIST!

As we worship You, our Sovereign LORD GOD, we bring before You Your devoted servant, Your child through Grace, George Bush, our dear President. O God, our Great King! Many have been the trials and tribulations of our beloved commander-in-chief, but You have delivered him out of them all, just as Your Holy Word promises You will do for Your Children of Grace! How we thank You, O Christ our Deliverer! You have lifted him up, again and again; You have dashed the Wicked Hopes of his enemies, with a laugh! They cannot overthrow him, O God our Mighty One! He is Invincible in Your Grace, full of the Strength of his God, and he will go forth in the Power of the Almighty, as his foes fall before him, to the left and to the right! Glory to You, O Great God Jehovah! Glory to You, our King Jesus Christ! You have preserved Thy loved servant, driving back the Wolves of Slaughter; You have granted him an honor, before the princes and the kings of the earth! You are AWESOME, Great LORD of All Glory! You are our God, through the Purchase of Grace! We exalt You, we lift our hands to You, Royal Master! We reverence Your Holy Name, and we pray and praise You in that Ever Blessed Name of our KING, Jesus Christ!

posted on 07/30/2004 1:51:26 PM PDT by Kitty Mittens


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This is just the tip of the iceburg; there are literally hundreds of prayers like these posted over there. Scary, isn't it? Now you know why some people call them the American Taliban.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:23 AM
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1. I know
it cracks me up when they pray on-line. Like God logs in to check.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:26 AM
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2. you kids ain`t getting into heaven...
sorry kids you are judged by your work not your words..you kids must have missed these words in the bible....
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Ruffhowse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:26 AM
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3. Pathetic fanatics. Sad, really sad. I have some advice for these...
...losers----FREE YOUR MIND!!!
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Mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:28 AM
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4. If you took this to a shrink I'm sure he would suggest therapy and
professional help is needed here. Possibly some group therapy.

These are the folks who feel they should control the destinies of all the peoples of the world. God help us!

How can they pray to God and do such terrible things to win the election?
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:29 AM
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5. Who'd want to be in "heaven" with those sick bastards?
Me, I'll take hell and be among friends, thank you.
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:38 AM
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10. You're gonna have to try harder...
... otherwise, you'll be spending eternity with many of the sick puppies in this administration.... Repent! :P
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w4rma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 11:47 AM
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23. Many of them might not end up in heaven. (nt)
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:30 AM
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6. Kitty Mittens has lost more than her mittens
she has lost her marbles. Thank you for posting. This is why I choose not to go to church.
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Sugarbleus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 02:10 AM
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15. LOL---->lost her marbles....lol
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 02:20 AM
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16. Church I go to hardly talks like that. They are scary.
Even worse they are the people our President plays to. No wonder the party keeps him under wraps most of the time. They are taking us back 400 years to wards the dark ages. I have to hope they will not kill cats because they are said to be evil but I would not be shocked to see them do such things,as they do not reason at all. The kool-aid kids are here.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:30 AM
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7. I'm sorry, but these things just make me laugh.
To read all that vile, zealous bullshit and to read that it was posted by some freeper named Kitty Mittens is just too much!
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 02:28 AM
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17. It is funny but in a scary way. Look who we have as President.
He talks pretty odd him self. About he will change our values and who he gets these rights from. And how he will help 'his' people. Like Texas made no error when he sent people to death yet we know Ill. has made many errors and so have other states. So we have a President that makes no errors and we have nuts like this all for him. It sounds funny to read this stuff but it is really scary.
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doctorbombeigh Donating Member (233 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 03:00 AM
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19. Bush uses fundie language intentionally - they know he's talking to
them, directly, and they worship him. I saw some guy address this recently, maybe on NOW w/Bill Moyers. Apparently Bush used the fundie scriptural language tactic in 2000, to great effect. I wouldn't know, I can't remember much of what he blathered on about in 2000.

I meant to watch him when he went back out on the road today to see if I picked up on the fundie language specifically, but I just couldn't stand it. Seeing his smirk-face made me lunge for the remote. I'll try again, I'm sure. It's not as if I can avoid the friggin' guy - another good reason to kick him out.
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nightperson Donating Member (550 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 04:02 AM
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21. Yeah, phrases like "wonder working power" are aimed at them.
Edited on Sat Jul-31-04 04:32 AM by secondtermdenier
This may be what you recently saw. :shrug:?

Here's a recent article on Bush's interest in "the most powerful single bloc in American politics" x( .
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 04:51 PM
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25. Kitty Mittens sounds like a porn actress name
Edited on Sat Jul-31-04 04:51 PM by flamingyouth
Not that I'd know anything about that....}(
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:32 AM
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8. Such poetry! Just brimming with the milk of human kindness.
Jesus would weep.
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Ruffhowse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:34 AM
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9. And baby Jesus wept for those who would not see.
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Sugarbleus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 02:09 AM
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14. Bingo!.................. the blind leading the blind fer sur'
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Cats Against Frist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:43 AM
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11. Holy Spew!
I have just typed a diatribe on where these people fit into the New Fascist Narrative over in the "Has Strauss Infiltrated the GOP," thread, and it's almost 2 a.m., or I'd deliver a stem-winder, over here, too.

Simply: these people wish to write out the historical claim the left has to the governance of our nation, and put, in its place, the Christian narrative.

It is mind-boggling to these folks that rationalism can lead you to altruism, without God. Or at least they need it to be, for their own narrative to succeed.

These prayer people are just the pawns -- just shit pawns with little robot brains -- for true.

They are set to destroy our Nation, though, which makes them very scary.

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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 01:51 AM
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12. I think this started out there as one daily prayer for Buxh...
...Then the "holier than thou" mentality kicked in.

Next thing they knew it became a prayer-a-thon over there all day.
Each one trying to be more devoutly righteous than the last.
Predictably, it got out of hand.

And they want this philosophy applied to our government.
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Sugarbleus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 02:06 AM
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13. Whoa!!!! Geemenee Karissmass!!
Time for straight jackets over there.... yowzers!
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 02:58 AM
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18. LOL...Well said
I don't know how many times I've looked at my moniter and mumbled just that.
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nightperson Donating Member (550 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 03:31 AM
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20. "The Wolves of Slaughter"?
I mean, we're doing well these days, but can we live up to that billing... :shrug: ?

Sonda basoya! I have a powerful feeling that the freeple may pressure this guy to run for something.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 11:14 AM
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22. I wonder how many of these fools have actually READ the Gospels.
Or for that matter, the Book of Revelation. Because if anyone currently on the planet fits the description of the Antichrist, it's George Walker BushJr (count those letters, Freeps! 6-6-6) :evilgrin:
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Rob H. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 02:00 PM
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24. Well, there is at least ONE thing one of those "prayers" got right...
"...this man who has been appointed to lead our nation."

If I didn't know better, I'd almost swear that these prayers were intended as satire!

As a nullifidian, I like the following quote from Albert Einstein.

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 08:11 PM
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26. Mind numbing
I had no idea that God read prayers online. I guess that means Al Gore has a special place in Heaven. ;)
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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 08:27 PM
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27. They are nutcases.
To pretend that Bush is some agent of God is patently blasphemous, vile, disgusting, and profoundly un-Christian. To also make such a mean-spirited prayer shares all the negative qualities I previously mentioned. These people nearly make a mockery of the Christian faith.
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uhhuh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 08:39 PM
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28. God's Reply
@*(**&! spam mail.

Delete.

You would think that if God were on the chimp's side he would help him construct sentences that were at least grammatically correct when he's lying his ass off.
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LandOLincoln Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 09:40 PM
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29. God's Reply #2:
"Osama, is that you?"
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