Boojatta
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Sat May-10-08 02:16 PM
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Reasons Borak Can't Be Elected |
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Edited on Sat May-10-08 02:36 PM by Boojatta
The following are a few of the many reasons that Borak cannot be elected:
1. Many voters are hand-working Americans. That's why Borak was never elected to the Senate. That's why he'll never be elected President. Those who say otherwise are delusional.
2. Pronounce his surname and you will see that it begins with a sound like "Owe." With the mortgage crisis, the cost of the War in Iraq, and the rising national debt, this is not the time to be reminding Americans that they owe money.
3. A very astute expert in human resources, who happens to be named John McCain, has determined that Borak is not the best person for the job. GWB hired John McCain to recommend the best person for the job. Coincidentally, the best person for the job is John McCain himself!
:sarcasm:
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Sat May-10-08 02:17 PM
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Sat May-10-08 02:21 PM
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2. That was what came to my mind, too -- |
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I was going to post a pic, but couldn't bring myself to do it. :hi:
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Sat May-10-08 02:47 PM
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9. I have no such reservations. |
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Sat May-10-08 02:52 PM
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12. Ha! Yep, that's the one! nt |
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Sat May-10-08 03:01 PM
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Sat May-10-08 02:28 PM
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this thread to invent an alternative spelling.
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Sat May-10-08 02:43 PM
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is on my ignore list. What did it say? LOL.
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Boojatta
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Sat May-10-08 02:49 PM
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11. It's difficult to explain. |
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Just think of this as a translation of that elitist thread into a language that ordinary, hard-working Americans can understand.
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Sat May-10-08 02:46 PM
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8. wasn't borat *originally* called Borak? |
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Edited on Sat May-10-08 02:46 PM by Teaser
way back when Da Ali G. Show started?
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Sat May-10-08 02:33 PM
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4. and Borak is such a bad non-flag-pin-wearer. |
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Sat May-10-08 02:39 PM
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5. Also, he starred in the hit comedy film, "Borak"... |
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Americans have waaay too much sense to elect some silly movie actor as President.
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Sat May-10-08 02:44 PM
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7. How is Borak going to even run for president? |
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Sat May-10-08 02:48 PM
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10. Borak: Glorious Presidenting Campaign for Make Hopeful and Changing America |
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I like you. Do you like me?
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Sat May-10-08 02:53 PM
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Yessss... high five!
Although his campaign should get to work covering up his Myspace page. He has some pretty damning stuff on there...
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Sat May-10-08 02:53 PM
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Edited on Sat May-10-08 02:54 PM by helderheid
:rofl:
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Sat May-10-08 02:57 PM
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Sat May-10-08 03:00 PM
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16. God Damn it Boojatta. Get with the program. It's BARRACKS. Army barracks |
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we're voting on. Why are you getting distracted with something as stupid as a US presidential candidate? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5916824Barracks Boojata, B-A-R-R-A-C-K!
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Sat May-10-08 03:44 PM
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18. Kick for the 5th recommendation. |
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