A Clinton Campaign Theme Song for 2008 - satire!

[jonestonesusa]

Apologies offered to Queen for "Another One Bites the Dust" and Weird Al for "Another One Rides the Bus!"

Another One Under the Bus

You’re with us or against us this time
It’s Hillary for 44.
There is no excuse to oppose us now
Other than the Iraq War!

Battle tested, and ready to lead
In Bosnia I learned to duck
Might as well just support us
You don’t want to test your luck!

(Oh! Uh! Ow!) Another one under the bus!
(Oh! Uh! Ow!) Another one under the bus!
And another one down and another one down,
Another one under the bus!
Hey, Obama, shame on you!
Another one under the bus!

There’s no reason to vote BO
Except that he don’t steal cars (Hah!)
He eats arugula every day
And drinks micro beers in bars

White Workers! Are you satisfied
To vote for an empty suit
His church supports LIBERATION
For all I know he’s Muslim too!


(Oh! Uh! Ow!) Another one under the bus!
(Oh! Uh! Ow!) Another one under the bus!
And another one down and another one down.
Another one under the bus!
Hey, are you a Judas too?!
Another one under the bus!

We can’t stop the train from rollin’ now,
We’re in this till it’s done!
Bill’s campaigning from the back of a truck
And Chelsea’s in San Juan!

Party leaders, pledged delegates too
They all could switch to me!
Mark Penn and Terry McAuliffe
Have guaranteed a victory!

(Oh! Uh! Ow!) Another one under the bus!
(Oh! Uh! Ow!) Another one under the bus!
And another one down and another one down.
Another one under the bus!
Hey, NARAL and Edwards too!
Another one under the bus!

(Oh! Uh! Ow!) Another one under the bus!
(Oh! Uh! Ow!) Another one under the bus!
And another one down and another one down.
Another one under the bus!
Hey, there go the Netroots too!
Another one under the bus!

[Aloha Spirit]

1. This is perfect except for the fact that , eh, I guess you don't buy arugula do you? See, I know how

to spell it.

[jonestonesusa]

2. Thanks - I've only eaten arugula once...

in Olympia, Washington, about twelve years ago. It was delicious.

But I may not be elite enough to vote for Obama!

[Aloha Spirit]

3. Ha, for me the delicious (mmm) irony is that arugula is a common weed in my neighborhood.

Along with the every elitist dandelion greens.
Eating weeds... so condescending.