I hereby make it official: I will not be Obama's VP.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

I feel like I would be too much of a distraction. And I drink too much--in public, from a brown bag . . . and then urinate. I'm guessing this would be an image problem.

So, to make it easy on Barack, I am officially withdrawing my name from any and all consideration.

To all my adoring supporters: I am sorry.

[Alexander]

1. That's it I'm voting for McCain!!1!!!!

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

6. I was afraid of this.

All of the pro-public-urination vote will now swarm to the McCain camp.

Would it help if I told you I always recycled my brown bag?

[Renew Deal]

8. Bob Barr has locked up the public urination vote

It's your right.

[Wetzelbill]

2. all I know is I'm not dropping out unless he picks Kurovski

:) Otherwise, I'm fighting this to the convention.

[rucky]

3. The dream ticket is obliterated:

Obaminator/Urinator '0-never :(

[Captain Hilts]

4. I would like to be Lord of the Admiralty. nt

[stray cat]

5. I am so impressed with your self-less dedication to the DNC that I also withdraw my name

[Faygo Kid]

7. What about a cabinet post? Interior, involving lakes and rivers?

Give us SOMETHING to cling to, fer Chrissakes.

You would have made a great Veep, by the way. Up there with my favorite . . .

[tandem5]

9. I know people have been waiting for me to make some sort...

of public statement on this matter - well I'm here today to say that I fully endorse this thread.