I saw you on my television today, and was a little embarassed for you. George Bush's 'projection' issue seems to have infected you (personally, I think it happened during the armpit-sniffing hug you shared.) Lately, you've been prone to confusion, even with Nurse Lieberman by your side, so I typed up some notes; just print this out and slide it up your sleeve for your next presser. Its a guide to remind you which phrases to avoid, and examples of why:
Irresponsible Foreign Policy re: Iran = "Bomb Bomb Iran ::giggle, giggle, shuffle, shuffle ::" (that would be
you Senator McCain, not Barack Obama. You really have to stop that.)
Poor judgment = if the U.S. withdraws from Iraq, there will be a civil war (ummm.. yeah, that was
you, again, and really, sir, wtf??).
Not having the "experience" for Diplomacy = confusing Sunni and Shiite, Iran and Al-Qaeda at an event touting your foreign policy experience (are you even awake at
these things anymore?!)
Leadership = "When McCain was busy supporting a reckless war, I was busy securing loose nuclear weapons around the world." (sorry, that would be our next President, Barack Obama, not you. But don't feel too bad, you may not even remember running in the GE soon, anyway. And I hear the retirement home serves vanilla pudding on Wednesdays!)