Barack Obama Loyalty Quiz

[locopolitico]

I took this Barack Obama Loyalty Quiz, which was pretty amusing. Here was my result:

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Obamaniac. You find his Barack appeal Obama-sistible, and are so Barackupied thinking about him, you are ready to make a Baracklamation of your devotion from the rooftops. In the spirit of Obamaraderie, you want all Americans to pay Obamage to His Holiness, the Dalai Lobama, and consider the thought of anyone else as president an Obamination.

Take the quiz here

[Blue-Jay]

1. Not clicking. Sounds stupid.

[damntexdem]

13. It is. And it's rigged. I scored a 10, even though I answered some without praising Obama.

Unless damning McCain is considered praising Obama.

[Cant trust em]

2. "Barackupied." I love it. NT

[PBS Poll-435]

3. Uh Oh!

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a fierce opponent of Barack Obama. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: an elitist, morally superior, gun-grabbing, religion-bashing, terrorist-coddling appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Plus, he bowls like a girl.

[NightWatcher]

4. I dont need a quiz. I volunteered, donated, voted.......for Obama

Hell, I wear Obamagear shirts many days.

[LisaM]

5. It's actually very funny

Try it!

I got a 2 out of 10 on Obama, and a 10 out of 10 on Clinton but I suspect that I rigged the results by voting for funny answers.

[Texas Hill Country]

6. 2 out of 10

Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You'd never vote for Barack Obama. You think he's an inexperienced, incompetent neophyte who's never accomplished anything notable -- with the possible exception of making a celebrity out of his nutty, America-bashing pastor, Jeremiah Wright. He has made you want to bitterly cling to your guns and religion, praying he doesn't become president, but preparing for the worst.

[Blue-Jay]

9. That sums up most of your posts, doesn't it?

Hell, you can just copy & paste that nonsense from now on.

[LisaM]

16. It's a joke. I did two of them.

They are extremely funny and you can easily rig your own score!

[silverweb]

7. I'm a 10!

That was fun. :D

[cboy4]

8. Q: Obama's supporters can best be described as ___

Passionate believers
Messianic cult members
Agents of change
Naïve utopians
Proud patriots
America-bashing blowhards
Gucci-wearing flakes
Mindless sheep
The ones we've been waiting for
The ones Al Qaeda has been waiting for


:rofl: I can't breathe

[Blue-Jay]

10. A CULT!

hyuck hyuck hyuck.

[politicalhumor]

11. Hit the nail on the head

Your score is 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a wildly enthusiastic Obama loyalist. You haven't been this excited about a presidential candidate in your lifetime (with the possible exception of Stephen Colbert's short-lived candidacy). You are convinced Obama will change the world on day one and will rejoice when he brings an end to the era of government of, by, and for warmongering, Bible-thumping, civil liberty-seizing, FOX News-humping hypocrites.

[LeftishBrit]

12. I tried all of the relevant quizzes, just for a laugh

Got 8 out of 10 for each of the Dems, and 0 for both Bush and McCain.

'Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs'

I definitely wouldn't mind seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

And I wish they'd do something like that for our politicians - Blair, Brown, Cameron, Thatcher (I still hate her with a writhing passion and she resigned 17 years ago!)

[Exilednight]

14. My answers .......

to the Hillary quiz -

Q: What is the best theme song for Hillary Clinton?
A: "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

Q: Complete the following statement: Hillary Clinton is ready to ___ on day one.
A: Lie

Q: What statement best describes your opinion of Hillary Clinton?
A: She'd gladly stab her party in the back before giving up her claim to the throne

Q: What bumper sticker would you be most likely to put on your car?
A: It Takes a Village to Elect an Idiot

Q: During her first 100 days, Hillary Clinton would ___.
A: Use her newfound power to tap Bill's phone, read his mail, and torture him

Q: The last thing we need is Bill Clinton back in White House with nothing to do.
A: Disagree

Q: What is the worst possible thing that could come of a Hillary Clinton presidency?
A: She keeps troops in Iraq indefinitely to prove she's tough on terror

Q: Which of the following phrases best describes Hillary Clinton?
A: Unprincipled and unscrupulous

Q: Hillary is a flip-flopper who was for the Iraq war before she was against it.
A: Agree

Q: Which of the following do you find most offensive?
A: Someone who believes they're entitled to the presidency


Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a passionate loather of Hillary Clinton. You find her to be incredibly irritating, and the thought of having to listen to her shrill, whiny voice for the next four years is completely unbearable. You'd probably give some serious thought to moving to Canada – or possibly leading your own secessionist movement -- rather than live in Hillary's America.

2 out of 10, not bad. That's 2 points more than I thought I would get.

[Labors of Hercules]

15. I'm a TRUE OBAMANIAC!!!!

:woohoo:

[K Gardner]

17. Me too ! That quiz was hilarious. Somebody's been reading DU.

[Aloha Spirit]

18. Campaign Jokes... ha! "Barack has been offered a starring role in 'Big Momma's House 3"

"This is a big scandal. Yesterday, someone released a photo of Barack Obama wearing a traditional African dress. Yeah, as a result, Barack has been offered a starring role in 'Big Momma's House 3.'" --Conan O'Brien

[politicalhumor]

19. Hillary Clinton Loyalty Quiz

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are pure, diehard Hillary Clinton loyalist. Not only do you think she's the best candidate, but she'd make an even better president than her husband. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing her take the reins of power away from Bush and Cheney, except maybe using those reins to tie them up and drag their lying, corrupt, warmongering asses out of the White House.

Guess I'm loyal to both of them.

[cali]

20. how pathetic.

tacky too.

[Pisces]

21. Scored a 10 on Obama and a 1 on Hillary. Hmmmmm

[DemVet]

22. 2

Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You'd never vote for Barack Obama. You think he's an inexperienced, incompetent neophyte who's never accomplished anything notable -- with the possible exception of making a celebrity out of his nutty, America-bashing pastor, Jeremiah Wright. He has made you want to bitterly cling to your guns and religion, praying he doesn't become president, but preparing for the worst.

[goclark]

23. I'm a 10!

[politicalhumor]

24. McCain Loyalty

Here's how I came out in the McCain Loyalty Quiz:

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You oppose John McCain with a passion. The fact that he is willing to keep troops in Iraq 100 years and that he has wholeheartedly embraced George W. Bush freaks the hell out of you. After eight years of seeing the country run by a despotic regime of Constitution-trampling, torture-loving, Armageddon-yearning warmongers, you believe it would be a national tragedy to see Bush hand over power his chosen successor, John McSame.

Pretty much sums it up.

[Seabiscuit]

25. The "Obamanoidness" poll.

:rofl: