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truthpusher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:41 AM
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OMFG!! Now, Hillary Clinton is a Mathematical Genius!!
in the midst of her 'Kentucky victory' speech Hillary busts out her mathematical genius-ness:

(APPLAUSE)

AUDIENCE: Hillary! Hillary! Hillary! Hillary! Hillary! Hillary! Hillary! Hillary! Hillary! Hillary!

CLINTON: And someone who is best prepared to address the enormous challenges facing our country in these difficult times. That’s what this election is all about.

Now, I’m told that more people have voted for me than for anyone who’s ever run for the Democratic nomination.

(APPLAUSE)

That’s more than 17 million votes. Now, why? Why do millions keep turning out to vote in the face of naysayers and skeptics? Because you know that our political process is more than candidates running or the pundits chattering or the ads blaring.

more mathematical genius-ness....

(APPLAUSE)

And I’m going to keep standing up for the voters of Florida and Michigan.

(APPLAUSE)

Democrats in those two states cast 2.3 million votes, and they deserve to have those votes counted.

(APPLAUSE)

And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.

(APPLAUSE)

Now, it’s especially sweet tonight because Kentucky has a knack for picking presidents.

(APPLAUSE)

This state delivered two terms to a president named Clinton.

(APPLAUSE)

And it’s often been said, as Kentucky goes, so goes the nation.

(APPLAUSE)

Neither Senator Obama nor I has won the 2,210 delegates required to secure the nomination. And because this race is so close, still separated by less than 200 delegates out of more than 4,400, neither Senator Obama nor I will have reached that magic number when the voting ends on June the 3rd.

And so…

(APPLAUSE)

oh did I also mention... Hillary's campaign is in debt 31 million dollars

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/05/clintondebt.html









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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 07:52 AM
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1. Fuzzy math
But don't you just love their enthusiasm or whatever the hell it is?

"We're behind and we're in debt but it's exactly where we want to be and it's exactly how we planned our strategy"

I love that shit man :rofl:
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cloudythescribbler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 08:31 AM
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2. The NY Times reported that even w/ MI & FL, w/NONE of the 'uncommitted' allotted to Obama, he ...
still led her in the popular vote by approximately 100,000. That was before yesterday, when Hillary Clinton reportedly got about 100,000 total more votes than Barack Obama. If she is allotted ALL her popular vote in MI while he gets NONE of the uncommitted (estimated about 80% for him) then they would be about tied at this point.

Which is not "fuzzy" math it's SUCKY math
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kennetha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 08:45 AM
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5. More like 150,000
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 08:39 AM
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3. One thing that will really piss me off
if they try to wriggle out of their debts and stiff vendors all over the country. That will give all democrats a black eye by association. She still has bills in Iowa to pay. I really get the impression that she has no intention to pay up.
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indimuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 08:43 AM
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4. And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.
And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.And that’s why I’m going to keep making our case until we have a nominee, whoever she may be.woohoo:
:applause:
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Fire_brand Donating Member (443 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-21-08 09:04 AM
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6. Insightful
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