Furrygate: The Furrying (Obama's Uncle Investigation Update)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

I have nothing to add to this 'Sadly, No' post except the recommendation that you read it on their site and enjoy the embedded links.

It’s been a rough week for Dan Riehl, Steve Gilbert and their fellow dumpster-diving, countertop-appraising Stinkertons. In pursuing the riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma that isn’t the military record of Barack Obama’s great-uncle, they’ve had their ears boxed by a WWII vet, been easily proven wrong in their speculative fantasies and come this close to breaking bread with Holocaust deniers as they parsed the differences between stops on the Nazi roadmap to the Final Solution.

It really couldn’t get more embarrassing for these people, could it? Well, it could, but we’d have to imagine a twist to this story so far-fetched as to beggar belief. Like, say, if the eager investigator on Gilbert’s ‘Sweetness and Light’ blog who sent harassing emails to WWII vet Ray Kitchell and his son Mark...(t)urned out to be a sexual fetishist who regularly commissions artwork of himself as a cigar-chomping skunk getting its knob sucked by a menagerie of voluptuously drawn cartoon rabbits, gophers and other assorted mammalia. If he turned out to be a regular attendee of ‘furry’ gatherings so desperate and noxious in his social interactions that members of that oft-maligned subculture shunned him as a pariah.

Which is preposterous, of course. There’s just no way a person like that could be one of the leading figures in the Wingnutosphere’s ongoing Great Uncle investigation. It would be far too surreal if… Wait, what’s that you say?

No, you must be jok-

OMFG. You are fucking kidding me.

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9628.html

[boobooday]

1. L. O. L.

:rofl:

Cigarskunk, two of the smelliest smells in one crazed dude!

[grantcart]

2. ..

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

3. Somebody tell Wonkette! n/t

[zippy890]

4. wow

tell Wonkette indeed

[blogslut]

5. Oh my

They just keep tripping over their own tongues, don't they?

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

12. I'll give him this:

It takes a lot of nerve - or an amazing tin ear for how it impacts your credibility - to use the same email and ID for your political activities as for your kink life. I imagine not many fetishists or paraphiliacs do that. But furries are different, I guess.

[krispos42]

6. ROFL

Yeah, the guy's a furry, all right, just like in that episode of "CSI"!


The entire controvorsy about Obama's great-uncle liberating that concentration camp is on his FurAffinity.com journal!!!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/392426/


And this user "Kellervo" is owning CyberSkunk's (Steve Gilbert's) ass at the end of the "comments" section there!

:rofl:

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

7. kick for levity

[RichardRay]

8. Thank god for the Internet: Something new!!!

I have long been a crusty old curmudgeon who would proudly proclaim that, "If I can smoke it, snort it, shoot it, rub it on my gums, suck it or cram it up my ass, I've done it."

I will now have to investigate furry cartoons as a modality that still remains unsurveyed.

[Greyskye]

9. You sir...

...turn a nice phrase. :rofl:

This story has to be the funniest thing I've seen in months. This guy is a pariah in the furry community, according to some of those sublinks. I've got to start reading this guy on a regular basis! http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/9628.html

[RichardRay]

10. Thank you, and I'm enjoying you Django station on Pandora. n/t

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

11. You'll be sorrrrrreeeeeee

I too like to think I've done it all, or at least seen it all, or at least seen most of it. But even I, who was aware of yiffy toons, was surprised to the point of uncontrollable laughter by Furry Jesus. (Look for the Encyclopedia Dramatica link in the Sadly, No post, then follow the links on the page it opens.)

[PatGund]

13. You know it's weird....

.....but I know more right-wing furs than any other fandom I know. There seems to be a very large chunk of fur fandom that are NeoCon nutcases.

Which just makes things worse for the rest of the furries.

[DangerousRhythm]

14. LOL FURRIES.

Oh my GOD that is hilarious.

[anonymous171]

15. Yet another reason to hate this guy.