So... GD:P Noon Tomorrow... Will There Be Fanfare ? A Moment Of Silence ? A Flash Of Bright Light ?

[WillyT]

Will our entire history of GP: P postings flashback before our eyes ???

:scared:

And finally Dr. Chandra... Will I Dream???

[bluescribbler]

1. Not with a bang

but a whimper

[Marrah_G]

2. Perhaps people will finally find some self-control

Those who can't control themselves, I look forward to visiting their tombstones.

[Skidmore]

28. We do need a graveyard. forum.

Don't we? Just a listing of the profiles for those who have gone ignobly before.

[Zhade]

37. FUCK YOU!

Kidding!

[JohnnyLib2]

3. Some suspicions about special treatment will be answered.

I hope.

[Elidor]

23. .

:popcorn:

[WillyT]

30. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...

No commitment, just popcorn!!!

:rofl:

:hi:

[cboy4]

4. The cool thing about living on the West Coast is all of the

trash will be taken to the dumpster at 9AM Pacific, as opposed to people in the East who have to wait "all the way" until high noon, ET.

[WillyT]

6. This Is True !!! - Poor East Coasters...

:hi:

[cboy4]

10. Sacramento!

:hi:

[DrZeeLit]

5. What was that HRC line? the heavens will open.... and...?? I'm thinkin' that's the scene

[WillyT]

7. Ya Mean We're Gonna Be Raptured ???

All that will be left behind is a smoldering cigarette, and keyboard and a mouse.

:scared:

[reflection]

15. Just in case, be sure to take care of your business

http://www.youvebeenleftbehind.com/

:)

[Apollo11]

22. Thanks for the heads-up!

Some of it reminds me of the attitude displayed by some of Obama's true believers here on DU.

Just change a few words and you can make it all applicable to getting behind our nominee ...

We all have family and friends who have failed to receive the Good News of the Gospel.

The unsaved will be 'left behind' on earth to go through the "tribulation period" after the "Rapture". You remember how, for a short time, after (9/11/01) people were open to spiritual things and answers. (We are still singing "God Bless America" at baseballs' seventh inning stretch.) Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. Each fulfilled prophecy will cause your letter and plea to be remembered and a decision to be made.

"WHY" is one last chance to bring them to Christ and snatch them from the flames!

http://www.youvebeenleftbehind.com/index-3.html

[Tesha]

8. You forgot the heavens opening up and the celestial choirs singing! (NT)

[WillyT]

9. I Like A Good Choir...

:hi:

[endarkenment]

11. Those of us left behind will have an easier time of it.

After Wednesday's rapture the Blessed Ones will no longer be forced to dwell among us.

[jakem]

12. if i am raptured, ill have one of those emails sent to tell you-

you know, so you know what you are missing!

:hi:

[WillyT]

13. LOL... The DU Rapture !!!

Almost sounds like a symphonic piece... or a dance move!

:rofl:

:hi:

I'm off to work now!

Peace all...

:grouphug:

[JVS]

14. Quantus tremor est futurus

quando judex est venturus,
cuncta stricte discussurus!

Tuba mirum spargens sonum
per sepulchra regionum,
coget omnes ante thronum.

Liber scriptus proferetur,
in quo totum continetur,
unde mundus judicetur.

Judex ergo cum sedebit,
quidquid latet apparebit:
nil inultum remanebit.

Quid sum miser tunc dicturus?
Quem patronum rogaturus,
cum vix justus sit securus?

Juste judex ultionis,
donum fac remissionis
ante diem rationis.

Inter oves locum præsta,
et ab hædis me sequestra,
statuens in parte dextra.

[rug]

20. No, it will not be the end of the world.

[JeffR]

16. A giant sucking sound...

fffffffffffffffffffftttttttt

[JVS]

17. silence for the space of half an hour.

[JimGinPA]

18. I'm Just Hoping For A Couple Humorous "Suicides"

:evilgrin:

[greguganus]

19. Everyone tombstoned from DU will rendevous at raptureready.com. n/t

[Zachstar]

21. At noon there will lots of PIZZA!

[MonkeyFunk]

38. I don't know why you guys think

a bunch of people are going to be ts'ed promptly at noon.

And it's creepy how much you guys WANT that to be the case. Fascistic.

[XemaSab]

24. GDP's going to look like Boot Hill

:P

[BeyondGeography]

25. The mods are presently debating farewell photos

[TwilightGardener]

26. They're cueing up the Green Day song and putting together a montage.

[Orsino]

27. I assume we'll just see a hundred threads about how much GD:Primaries sucked. n/t

[izzybeans]

29. It won't be a flash of light, it will be a flush of a toilet.

That sound you will here will be swirling turds going down the drain. let us hope it does not get clogged.

[Cha]

31. Some of us are having a

brunch potlock..wanna come?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6335128

[WillyT]

32. What Do Ya Want Me To Bring ???

I do a mean Prawn Hor's d'œuvre !!!

:shrug:

[Cha]

35. Then by all means bring your

Prawns Hor's d'oeruvre:9 We're gonna have a motley crew by the sounds of it:P

[shadowknows69]

33. You know that feeling when you have a really bad itch but can't reach to scratch it?

I think it might feel nothing like that at all.

[WillyT]

36. LOL !!!

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[WheelWalker]

34. And the Wheel Turns.

[muriel_volestrangler]

39. It's ... Wangernumb!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/thatmitchellandwebbsite/competition/wangernumb.shtml