Things Younger than John McCain

[Erin Elizabeth]

(the lubricated condom and automatic transmission)

This is a hilarious blog (that I have nothing to do with, LOL): http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com/

[Erin Elizabeth]

1. The zip code AND duct tape.

AND Jack Nicholson.

:rofl: I'm dying.

49 of our 50 governors. Penicillin. The minimum wage.

[FrenchieCat]

2. The computer,

the automobile,

and the wheel?

[Erin Elizabeth]

3. ROFL.

Underpants! They didn't have those when he was a boy.

:rofl:

That blog is awesome because not only does it pound at the point that he's 72, but does it repeatedly and with a lot of humor. I don't normally ever forward stuff in emails, but I will have to send that to a few people.

[Undercurrent]

4. Depends adult diapers

[TexasObserver]

5. the state of Israel

[Rosemary2205]

6. He said the Sunni/Shia 1000+ yr fight was "recent"

How damn old IS Grandpa????

[rebel with a cause]

7. ME!!!!

I am a spring chicken compared to mccain. Well, not really, but I am younger.

Boy, is Bob Dylan going to be surprised/mad. They have him spinning in his grave when he is still alive. Oh wait, they corrected themselves. The fact is he just endorsed (sort of) Obama a little while back. His song should be Barack's theme song, but then it was our theme song way back when.

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don’t stand in the doorway
Don’t block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There’s a battle outside
And it is ragin’.
It’ll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin’.

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don’t criticize
What you can’t understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin’.
Please get out of the new one
If you can’t lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin’.

[scheming daemons]

8. Dirt

[TahitiNut]

9. Most trees.

:shrug:

[PBS Poll-435]

12. Do you always have to be so "green"

:rofl:

You are a treasure.

[dchill]

10. McCain remembers when...

San Andreas was not a Fault.

[papapi]

11. LPs (long play vinyl albums FYI youngsters)

[damndude]

13. gone with the wind

world war II
the bikini
the nuclear bomb
American Broadcasting Company (abc)

[Name removed]

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[Occam Bandage]

15. That site is hilarious.

[rove karl rove]

16. dirt (N/T)

[pansypoo53219]

17. rotary phones

have come and passed.

[Hippo_Tron]

18. The Dinosaurs

[KitchenWitch]

19. The Dewey Decimal System

[rove karl rove]

20. the first invention of the wheel (N/T)

[coyotespaw]

21. Not only his opponent;

but the state his opponent is from...

[QueenOfCalifornia]

22. Disney anything except for Walt

They make talkies not ... really!

[skooooo]

23. Stonehenge!

[WinkyDink]

24. The Big Bang.

[Heather MC]

25. ha ha ha ha

While there are drawings of condoms and of condoms in use that date back some 3,000 years, the oldest condoms ever found were from 1640 (gross). They were made of animal intestines and are believed to have been used to prevent the transmission of STD’s.

Wow - talk about a mood killer:

“Pardon me, dearest Gwendyllen - whilst I would very much fancy having carnal relations with thou, I must first endeavour to kill and disembowel yon wild boar. Just stay in that position and I shall return in a fortnight.”

HOT, HOT AND HOT!

[Ysabel]

32. hahaha...

:rofl:

[Endangered Specie]

26. I believe mcCain is older than Obama's parents!

[Endangered Specie]

27. The M1 Garand, The M1 carbine, Slobodan Milosevic, Kim Jong-il

[nemo137]

28. It'd be a kick to list all countries younger than McCain

Israel, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and (I think) Indonesia, for a start.

[ninja8590]

29. I think we should try and list things that are older than McCain

now that would be a challenge. :p

[Erin Elizabeth]

31. Ellen Burstyn!

[knight_of_the_star]

30. The Book of Genesis

And for those like me who are familiar with the lore:

Ymir

[backwoodsbob]

33. when God said let there be light

McCain hit the switch