Things you didn't know about Barack Obama

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Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.

Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.

Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.

There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.

Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.

Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.

Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.

Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.

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http://www.slate.com/id/2193798/

FARK thread:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3677317

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[davidpdx]

1. Crap...I almost bought it too

You had me going there for a minute. Then I just laughed.

[Perky]

2. LOL I think we posted this simultaneously

[izzybeans]

3. Barack Obama's skin is the color of American Soil

:rofl: He always travels by forklift. double :rofl:

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6. And...

He can kick both Chuck Norris' and Vin Diesel's asses!

[shugah]

4. Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i did my PATRIOTIC duty and emailed these important FACTS about the GREAT AMERICAN Barack Obama to everyone in my address book.

"travels mostly by FORKLIFT" :rofl:

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5. .

:kick:

[Lisa0825]

7. Look at this moran's response in the Fark thread:

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes 2008-06-18 02:19:24 PM
It's farking hilarious but then gallows humor always is.

Have any of you tools caught on yet to the fact Obama will not be the first black american president but rather the first arab american person. His father's birth certificate shows race to be "Arab" not African. He comes from expansionist Arabic blood. The Arabs have always been like the rich city cousin in the dirt poor muslim world. The males will venture off to the countryside (somalia, kenya, afghanistan) start flashing their fancy rings and city robes and take some land and a daughter or 3 from the local aboriginals. And they they have little muslim kids and the kingdom is expanded. It's as primative as all get out but that's how these primative people operate.

Barack (Arabic for Blessed) Huseyin (nephew of Mohammed) Obama is set to become the first Arab American President. This is a good thing? I am on record right now to predict the end of the republic if this man is swept into power.

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Oh man, I stopped too soon... moran's next reply is even better... ya gotta check it out! time stamp 2008-06-18 02:23:30 PM

[babylonsister]

8. Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach.

:rofl: See, the constitutional lawyer is series!1!!