Wanna have some fun DU? McCain in Three Words

[FourScore]

Over at the Internet Movie Database (IMDB.com) they have a thread going where people can describe McCain in only 3 words. Some of the best posts so for:

A horrible choice

President My ASS!!!

Joe LIEberman's boyfriend

HUNDRED YEAR WAR

GOOGLE KEATING FIVE

Common folks' enemy

Racist White Republican.

A big Mistake!

Smells Like Poop.

He Won't Win

Borrow and Spend

Too Damned Old

McWar McDebt McNasty

Too Far Gone

SAVINGS & LOAN SCANDAL

Fundamentally Dishonest Person

Dead Man Walking

Bush Era Residue

Diebold's Designated Winner

Sold His Soul.

Family Values Hypocrite

Aspiring Deficit Spender

National Debt Increaser

Bush's Loyal Servant

Cheney's PNAC Emissary

Huckabee was better

Past retirement age!

Bush Ass Kisser

Misguided Old Fool

Cheney's Third Term

Ominous Senile Plaques

Smash and Grab

End of America

Failed Presidential Candidate

Advanced Mental Decline

Decreased Cognitive Function

State of Decay

Temper Tantrum Traitor

Got any you want to add?

Hat tip to Lava20 at DK!

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/7/16/203212/241/939/550285


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0564587/board/nest/102143993

[gateley]

1. Shoot me now. nt

[Hugabear]

2. POW

Pathetic Old Wingnut

[faithfulcitizen]

3. Get Off Lawn

[Historic NY]

4. The Manchurian Candidate

[calimary]

5. Hosed first wife.

Likes blonde strumpets.

Really loves war.

No more choice.

Just more bush.

Bent Talk Express.

Grumpy old man.

He's so yesterday.

Out of it.

WAY too old.

Needs constant coaching.

Can't be trusted.

Wants more war.

Economics - who me?

Screwed Carol McCain.

Carol Shepp McCain.

Prefers 'em young.

bush the third.

[windoe]

6. World War III nt

[faithfulcitizen]

35. Best One Yet.

your message that is.

[DearAbby]

7. Geriatric gigolo

two words sorry...how about


Rapid Senile Dementia

[NanceGreggs]

8. Republican's Designated Loser. n/t

[DearAbby]

9. bwahahahah

:rofl:

[NanceGreggs]

10. Hey, DearAbby!

I was just thinking about you earlier today - haven't run into you on the boards for a while!!!

:hi:

[Hugabear]

11. Grumpy Old Men

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/10/104169/51_2007/cheny,lieb,mccain.preview.jpg

[Balbus]

12. Prisoner of war

That's the first three that came to my mind, anyway.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. The Flip-flop Shop.

[CreekDog]

14. OFF MY LAWN

[NattPang]

15. Full of Himself

and

Old ass fool

[southerncrone]

16. Senile Warmongering Golddigger

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. One old fart!

:woohoo:

[Alexander]

18. McSame as Bush!

[grantcart]

19. Reverse Ace McCain

[Political Heretic]

20. What. The. Fuck.

[Youphemism]

21. Facial Growth's Host

[KitchenWitch]

22. Lost his mind

[PaddyBlueEyes]

23. AMERICA LOSES AGAIN

[jcla]

24. McShame bushwhacked again!

[vaberella]

25. Scary Senile Scandalous

:P

[newmajority]

26. pResident Abe Simpson??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW5Eqycf4d4

[krawhitham]

27. spinless fucking trader

sold out his fellow solders

[Malidictus Maximus]

28. Danger To America

We'll Be Fucked
I Bombed Iran?
Beholden to Haliburton

[dionysus]

29. cranky old man

bat shit crazy

[Serial Mom]

30. Bottom Gun Pilot

[unapatriciated]

31. Here's Obama in 3 words...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6509946

[unapatriciated]

32. NO! NO! NO!

[quantass]

33. Bomb..Bomb...Iran

[NatBurner]

34. the combover candidate

[Bluerthanblue]

36. greyed white hoke

[bunnies]

37. Gigantic Left Cheek. nt

[cbc5g]

38. Zombie Movie Stand-In

[SoCalDem]

39. Bob Dole Lite...n/t

[tekisui]

40. Senile Old Bush.