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Tue Jul-29-08 04:29 PM
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Tue Jul-29-08 04:30 PM
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1. Cindy said she wanted one for the front yard, and she pays the bills |
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Tue Jul-29-08 04:31 PM
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2. "I Use This Stuff To Grease My Walker" |
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Tue Jul-29-08 04:34 PM
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3. Ahhhhhh, that's better. These Depends are so convenient.... |
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There was no chance I could drain junior with this trollop hanging around.
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Tue Jul-29-08 04:39 PM
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El Supremo
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Tue Jul-29-08 04:44 PM
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5. This stuff works better than Metamucil |
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Are those guys at the well-head props or what?
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Tue Jul-29-08 04:47 PM
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6. My friends, imagine one of these in every park, playground and backyard in America... |
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Now THAT is what I call an energy policy.
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Tue Jul-29-08 04:49 PM
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7. AMERICA, I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE. |
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Tue Jul-29-08 05:30 PM
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12. I just watched that last night, and was going to post exactly that. |
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Tue Jul-29-08 05:01 PM
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To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:
Well listen to a story 'bout a man named McCain he's got a moderate mouth but a Repug brain He was out one day tryin' a presidential bid, "We hafta drill all over just like T. Boone Pickens did."
Well the first thing you know old John's a millionaire with his wife's beer dollars, now that ain't really fair. He said, "Czechoslovakia's the place we oughta go, so they loaded up the SUV and they drove to Juneau.
Alaska, that is. Elk. Grizzlies. ANWAR.
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Tue Jul-29-08 05:01 PM
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9. Senator John Thurston McHowell and his wife Lovey |
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Look on as Skipper, The Professor, and Gilligan drill for the elusive way off the island.
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Tue Jul-29-08 05:04 PM
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10. Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named McCain... |
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He's a man that clearly is insane. Thinks drilling for more oil is the way it outta be He only cares about Exxon's economy. Oil Profits. Corporate Greed.
How'd I do? :P
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Tue Jul-29-08 08:50 PM
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Tue Jul-29-08 05:05 PM
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11. "Cindy says this reminds her of something she hasn't had any of in a long time." |
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Tue Jul-29-08 05:39 PM
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13. Reporter: Sir. I wanted to ask you about....McCain interrupts: Call me "Don" and not "Sir". |
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Tue Jul-29-08 05:41 PM
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14. What? Eh? I said golf not miniature golf! Damn kids! Get off my dirt! What?" n/t |
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Tue Jul-29-08 06:00 PM
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15. McShame too busy to visit the troops.. |
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visits an oil derrick instead..:eyes:
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