If Barack Obama wins the Presidency, he should interrupt programming and say these words....

[Catherine Vincent]

"Do not adjust your television.....I am black."

p.s. I got this from Arsenio Hall via the movie "Ghost"

[Parche]

1. Obama Limits

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder,we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... OBAMA LIMITS."

[NYC_SKP]

2. I'd dig that...how about a "Daily Obama Break"!

I wouldn't mind if he dropped in from time to time between commercials, just for 5 seconds max to say, for example:

What, you're still smoking? Quit that!


Kids: do your homework...go on...do it now!


Great news, people, we've just brought home the last brigade from Iraq!


Everyone, try to get some exercise today, we need you healthy!


Hey, election day's coming, you DID register, right? Cool!


Hey, everybody, thanks again for electing me president!

:patriot:

[jkshaw]

3. Nice SKP

I dig your contribution, too!

[NYC_SKP]

5. :-)

Barack Obama to your computer:

The garden's all watered, right, cuz the internet can suck up time. OK, good job!

& thanks! :hi:

[grantcart]

4. Get out of DU and go walk your dog lol

[NYC_SKP]

6. Call your mom, go on, do it today. OK! nt

[islandmkl]

7. hey all you kids...

you gotta learn...to earn!!