Is Bob Dole the one who had a threesome with Brittney spears and a dog?

[Proud2BAmurkin]

Rick Santorum should know about this.

[htuttle]

1. Yes

[murray hill farm]

2. What was that dogs name?

Was it a female dog?

[El Supremo]

6. Boy

As in "down boy!" That's what Dole said while he was alone in a darkened room watching a Brittany Spears commercial.

[Maccagirl]

3. Any smidgeon of respect I ever had for Bob Dole

evaporated this week. He revealed his true soul re: Swift Boat "Vets".

[arbusto_baboso]

4. No. There are some things you just CAN'T get a dog to do.

[MoonRiver]

8. So then you have to find a Repug.

I just knew they were good for something.

[lookingforanswers]

5. I'm having a difficult time

getting friends to even read this site because of posts like that. Wouldn't it be better to keep stuff like this in the Lounge?

[El Supremo]

7. Here is an analysis

Bob Dole, Pepsi Pervert: A Critical Analysis
By Max Burbank

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ANALYSIS

The ad, which premiered during the Oscars, plays on many levels, if by many you mean pretty much just one. In general, the American Male population, and in particular Bob Dole, want to have sex with Britney Spears and drinking Pepsi legitimizes if not the sex itself, at least the desire to have said sex.

In their Superbowl ad, Pepsico already skillfully drew an association in the public mind between Pepsi and Viagra by having Dole refer to Pepsi as the "Little blue friend" that makes him "Feel like a kid again." Viagra is blue. So is a can of Pepsi. Ergo Pepsi is presented as a cure for erectile dysfunction and a restorative for the sex drive.

At the end of the Oscars spot, the former senator is seen in a darkened room with his Dog intently watching Ms. Spears gyrate suggestively (if by suggestive you mean miming the sex act) on television. The dog Barks. "Easy, boy" says Bob. There are four possible interpretations of this
moment:

1. Britney is frolicking. Dogs like it when people frolic. The Dog wants to frolic.

2. The Dog has become sexually aroused by Britney. Bob is telling the dog that while this arousal is understandable, it's not going to lead anywhere.

3. Bob is not speaking to the Dog. He is speaking to his Viagra/Pepsi invigorated penis.

4. Bob and the dog are bonding over their shared knowledge of the fact that while they both want to have sex with Britney, in all probability they never will.

Where is Liddy? Does she know what Bob and the dog are watching? Why are the lights out? These are all solid indicators that what is happening here is wrong. Pepsi washes away the sin, making Britney's sex play good, clean fun, and our shameful, closeted lust to commit adultery with
a teenage hotty innocent and amusing. Drink Pepsi and stop feeling guilty.

It's interesting to note that I had to visit the web site for the ad in order to get Dole's line right. I had misremembered it as "Down, boy".