MadProphetMargin
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Tue Aug-24-04 02:44 AM
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I will vote for GW Bush, if... |
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...Glenn Miller crawls back out of the channel.
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LibraLabSoldier
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Tue Aug-24-04 02:45 AM
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1. I will vote for GW Bush if |
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He could show me where the WMDs are. And appologize to my kids for my last deployment.
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MadProphetMargin
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Tue Aug-24-04 02:48 AM
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2. That wouldn't be enough, sorry. |
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Iraq was no threat to America. By invading Iraq, Bush violated the constitution, international law, and the very spirit this nation was founded on.
Oh, yeah, and it also made Al Qaeda far more powerful than ever.
Somewhere, OBL is laughing his ass off, and cheering for Bush's re-election.
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Tue Aug-24-04 02:48 AM
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3. THey would have to threaten my loved ones first. |
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Tue Aug-24-04 02:51 AM
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6. I'd rather put up with the threat, than have my children live under this |
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two-bit, cheap-imitation Mussolini.
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ClintonTyree
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Tue Aug-24-04 02:49 AM
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4. I will vote for George Bush................. |
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if he finishes the last year of his TANG enlistment................as a fighter pilot in Iraq.
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Gryffindor_Bookworm
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Tue Aug-24-04 02:50 AM
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5. They put guns to my nieces's and nephews's heads. nt |
The Velveteen Ocelot
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Tue Aug-24-04 02:52 AM
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7. ...I see a 500-lb. sow aviate past my window. |
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And Satan turns up with frostbite. And George Wanker Bush comes to my house, gets down on his knees and apologizes to me, personally, for being the world's biggest assclown.
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MadProphetMargin
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Tue Aug-24-04 02:52 AM
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8. You're far too kind. n/t |
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Tue Aug-24-04 02:54 AM
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9. Remember the scene in Braveheart where he was |
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disemboweled and then beheaded? Not even then...
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Bobbie47
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Tue Aug-24-04 03:13 AM
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10. I will vote for george |
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when he comes to my house and tells me who's running this country.
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ibegurpard
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Tue Aug-24-04 03:17 AM
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11. I will vote for GW Bush if |
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he resigns immediately up election, all people connected with the Nixon, Reagan, and Bush I administrations who got pardons are sent to prison for life, and a constitutional amendment is passed barring all Bushes and their progeny from ever holding public office again.
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Tue Aug-24-04 03:41 AM
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12. I will vote for GWB, if |
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the twins join the Marines & go to Iraq....
we have a White Christmas in Honolulu...
I can become qualified as a rocket scientist!
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Tue Aug-24-04 08:42 AM
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13. I will vote for GW Bush, if, and only if... |
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The Deibold machines have a "glitch" in the system.
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Mizmoon
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Tue Aug-24-04 08:45 AM
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When a pod from outer space produces a new me and kills off the old one.
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