You're at a right-wing talkers convention. You're nonviolent, but are granted one punch to throw.

[Faygo Kid]

It can be verbal or a symbolic act, if you don't like physical violence. (With this group, I myself think I can dispense with nonviolence for a moment.)

Who will it be?

Who WILL it be?

[mrreowwr_kittty]

1. I voted for Rush but I'd like to kick JD Hayworth (on air locally in Phx) in the nuts.

[SurfingAtWork]

4. I'm with you on JD. I have to listen to his tripe on the way home

:puke:

[JBoy]

6. If you do it right, it can still count as one punch.

[blondeatlast]

8. God, yes. For those who thought he was a smarmy, disgusting sportscaster who turned into

a smarmier, more disgusting congressman and didn't think he could get more revolting, I have bad news.

He's even MORE revolting on radio (he really is)--and now in syndication.

[islandmkl]

2. since we are dispensing with non-violence for the moment, i would only use my forefinger...

with the nice fully-automatic urban assault rifle that we should all have to put food on our familys' tables....

i'm sure all of the crowd would appreciate my effort...

[Cronus Protagonist]

3. None of these people rise to the level of being worthy of my attention

Sorry, and I don't know who half of them are anyway.

[Faygo Kid]

9. Oh well. Maybe I'll know of people on your post. In the meantime, I'm glad to see Hannity lead.

I assume you have heard of him, at least.

But I'm sure few of us here justify your attention, and I am just so very grateful to you for taking your invaluable time to post your stunningly analytical response on my lowly thread.

I'm not worthy.

[musicblind]

5. I don't like Michael Savage n/t

[Lost-in-FL]

7. A sucker punch to Joe Lieberman n/t

[anonymous171]

10. I would "punch" Sean Hannity by playing the allegedly spicy phone conversations

between him and white supremacist Hal Turner on the convention's loudspeaker.

[Arnold Judas Rimmer]

11. Line em all up like dominoes, and then hit Weiner really really hard

Then he'll fall over and knock down Hannity, who will fall into Limpballs, who will fall into O'Loofa, etc.

Or I could ram a live grenade up Michael Reagan's ass and pull the pin. Which would take them all out.

And I never would have thought of such violence if Michael Reagan himself hadn't given me the idea. :)

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Any one would do - they're all joined at the base of the brain

Hit one and all of them would yelp.

[Faygo Kid]

14. Brain? I never thought that word would be used in this post.

Your point is, however, well taken.

[hyphenate]

13. Harrumph!

It doesn't say anywhere in your question itself that it's only radio show hosts, only that it's "right-wing talkers." (And BTW, it should be wrong-wing, because they're definitely NOT right!):P And I honestly don't think I would--or could--hit a man, so I would stick to some of the bitches out there, like Anne Coulter, Bay Buchanan, Cokie Roberts, Michelle Malkin, or Phyllis Schafly. OTOH, someone who isn't even of the wrong-wing ilk that I would bust a gut to bitchslap is Shirley Phelps. That woman and her father are among the worst that humanity has ever had to offer. And that goes for the rest of the cult they're all part of.

[Faygo Kid]

15. I hope that was cathartic!

I know I feel better from reading your post! Dammit! I may use exclamation points from here on out! Dammmit!

Actually, I agree with everything you say. Dammit!

[RichardRay]

16. If I could get them to line up just right...

it would be like one of those trick pool shots: punch Rush, who falls over and lands on Sean, who squirts out and trips Michael..., etc. ending up with ALL of them down. That would probably actually be easier than trying to pick one...

[inthebrain]

17. Jay "lets kill all the muslims" Severine

Michael Graham for a bonus kick in the Aorta.