just got in

[SwampG8r]

i see we are going after john edwards tonight
and im sure the edwards threads will stay up as he might be a VP listee
at least the clintons are getting the day off for a change


so
who gots some rocks they can sell me?
im missing the fun

[Bicoastal]

1. Oh, hush.

You're a day late and a dollar short.

[SwampG8r]

4. i have a master card

can i get rocks with that?

i am just so tired of seeing the intraparty cannibalism every day
as each minute ticks away we lose that minute forever and we have still spent more time and energy on destroying each other than we have on mccain

[cliffordu]

10. I could sell you some carrots for the cannibalism part of the program

if you'd like to join in.....

:hi:

[SwampG8r]

12. im getting tired of democrat and my hunger grows for the tired

gray meat of fresh republican
im not eating any more of my own
i think i got dibs on the ribs

[cliffordu]

14. The problem with Repubs is they tend to be bland and dry.

Gimme one of those juicy free range Libertarians, any day.....

[SwampG8r]

18. i say if you basteproperly

you can eat republicans all day long and never hit a dry spot
a friend says if you fry them whole the few juices there are are trapped inside and make it moist
like a turkey

[cliffordu]

20. Peanut oil or 40 weight for the fryer??

[SwampG8r]

23. peanut oil

it makes jimmy carter smile as a freebie too

[Muttocracy]

2. go check out the Barack in Hawaii photos instead

or if you want downer news, the war in Georgia

or for sicko humor, photos of W bored at the Olympics

[Catherine Vincent]

3. LOL!

You missed a lot. But they're still talking about it. Mostly in General Discussion.

[SwampG8r]

5. why in general discussion?

i have not heard him dropped from VP consideration so he should be fair game here
as are all VP possibilities

[Bicoastal]

6. Swampy, he is DROPPED. Are you kidding me?

He won't be a running mate, a cabinet member, or probably at the convention at all.

Say goodbye to the career of Democrat and former Senator John Edwards, at least for now.

[Catherine Vincent]

7. The mods are moving all threads about Edwards to GD. nt

[SwampG8r]

8. you would think they would leave them up so everyone

could talk about ANYTHING but what has been the obsession of the week lol
maybe they need like "cross post sundays" or something to break the tension

[cliffordu]

11. Or maybe half-wit tuesdays....

[SwampG8r]

13. did i do something dumbass on tuesday?

i gotta keep records better

[cliffordu]

15. Well, the committee wanted to talk to us about limiting the dumbass stuff to Tuesdays,

or it gets in the way of the REALLY IMPORTANT PENIS THREADS.

[SwampG8r]

17. i gotta say

if you are a penis fan
and i bet you are
this is the party for you!
can you imagine what a shrivled old grey haired wrinkly old GOPenis looks like?

over here we got the clenis and....hmmmm we need a name for edwards penis too

[cliffordu]

19. LOL -

"can you imagine what a shrivled old grey haired wrinkly old GOPenis looks like?"

Like a button on a white fur coat.....

[SwampG8r]

21. ewwwwwwwww

do they have special niche GOPorn?
now theres a money maker

[cliffordu]

Just call Senator Craig...

[SwampG8r]

27. wide stance GOPorn

[NYC_SKP]

9. Anything's possible...

Some still think it could be Hillary, after all.

Seriously, I came on a few hours ago and had to hide at least forty threads....ya think folks would have figured out not to post their edwards thought on gdp, but I guess it's a big deal.

Other than that, not a goddam thing going on around here...

[SwampG8r]

16. so i asked the raccoon under my deck about your ginnie

and he went next door and did this

to my neighbors beagle
my cat was on the phone to her therapist all night and i didnt sleep a wink

so when can he meet your ginnie?

[NYC_SKP]

22. when the raccoon living under your deck (with his mom) gets a decent job...

...and grows brains enough not to expose himself to the paparazzi like that, Ginny might become interested.

But he'll need to shower.

And get a haircut.

[SwampG8r]

24. im not telling him that

you saw what he did to the beagle!

[NYC_SKP]

25. same old same old doggie-style...

...ginny likes a little creativity in her raccoons, can't you teach that critter a trick or two?

[SwampG8r]

28. the few tricks i do know

i aint sharing with but one

[NYC_SKP]

29. good gators practice discretion...

...good for you, I say.

Ginny rolls her eyes...

[SwampG8r]

30. going to vegas sunday

30th anniversary
i got rings
we gonna exchange em on the grand canyon skyway
more like 33 years tho in reality

[cliffordu]

31. Congrats!!

[SwampG8r]

32. thanks

[NYC_SKP]

34. Outstanding, congratulations!

Grand Canyon skyway--sounds inspiring, what is it, in Vegas or over the actual Canyon???

Oh, and may you both have another 30 years and more!

:applause: :party:

[SwampG8r]

36. the real canyon

the west end

[SwampG8r]

26. oh way to go

he read what you said and now hes gone religious on me

where the hell is homeland security when you need them!

[NYC_SKP]

35. He looks repentent.

That's a good thing, she's a bossy bitch.

[SwampG8r]

33. and his mom moved out

she is under the garbage can thingee now