Instant message transcript leaked between Sebelius, Biden, Kaine, and Byah:

[mystieus]

[ryanmuegge]

1. LOL! "Bayhcurious"

That's some funny shit.

[medicswife]

8. thanks for thte laugh!

That was hilarious.

[bunkerbuster1]

52. took me a minute...

but I got it.

Great stuff.

[TwilightGardener]

2. OMG, that's great!!

[Metric System]

3. OK, that was pretty funny.

[EnviroBat]

4. That's Funny!

:rofl:

[JPZenger]

5. That's funny, but

Thanks for the creativity and the laugh. I only found one fault - I don't think Biden was ever governor of Delaware.

[Muttocracy]

63. Maybe it was part of the humor - the rest have been govs. nt

[johnnie]

6. That's pretty funny

I laughed.

[scheming daemons]

7. Funniest thread in weeks.... LOL!

[Ichingcarpenter]

9. Thanks.. helps break the tension and it was funny

I hope we know today and put an end to the speculation

[PresidentObama]

10. LOL Evan Bayh's pedophile hair.

[TwilightGardener]

17. I know, that was my favorite. Besides the fact that Sebelius says "F U douchebags".

[CreekDog]

73. Sebelius to Kaine: "Did your mom fuck a gopher?"

:rofl:

but Kaine looks like Boss-bert to me:

[Barack_America]

11. *snort*

:spray:

[gateley]

12. Too funny! Thanks! nt

[mystieus]

44. hilarious

[Epiphany4z]

13. hahaha to funny

love it...have already passed it around to about 15 of my best buddies.

[WheelWalker]

14. Highlarious

[DefenseLawyer]

15. That's funny.

"What does pedophile hair look like?" "Yours."

[Bucky]

16. u just go too far sometimes

:rofl: then the Sebelius-Kaine hate sex. Too much!

[Maven]

18. AMAZING.

[MadrasT]

19. Somebody owes me a keyboard

:rofl:

[Skip Intro]

20. "Jesus, Did ur mom f*** a gopher?" - ROFL!!!!

:rofl:

[AspenRose]

21. That is seriously messed up...

:rofl:

[flamingdem]

22. LOL Everyone needs to read this! Gopher eyes, looks like Kerry, perfect nt

[Spazito]

23. ROFL! That is hilarious!

Well done! Am still laughing out loud as I type this!

Thanks for the great OP, it is sorely needed right now, imo!

:rofl:

Recommended.

[BlueStateGirl]

24. "You can leave Delaware by accident" LOL.

[murbley40]

36. +I'm from Delaware and that is the funniest....because it's true.

[gaspee]

40. Try being from RI

;>

People's favorite joke about my state -- "I heard they carpeted it the other day."

HaHa

We're 60x45 miles. Smaller than Duval county (IE - the city of Jacksonville, FL.)

[Marrah_G]

95. Yanno...........

I lived in RI for 12 years. I know people there who never left the state except maybe to go to the Emerald Square Mall.

My favorite little RI joke is that if you are driving more then 20 minutes you better "pack a lunch".

RI is lie it's very own little universe. Dynomites, family style chicken, autocrat, giant bugs guarding the highway, twice elected, twice convicted Mayors and staties that looked like the forest rangers.

[gaspee]

103. That pretty much

sums it up. I have lived many other places but I'm really glad I moved back here in 2000. My accent is even coming back.

[gaspee]

104. Almost forgot

And if you're going to Newport, you'd better plan an overnight stay, LOL!

[Alcibiades]

68. Aw, man, I took a wrong turn and wound up in Sudlersville again!

Especially if you take the back roads, at night.

And for such a small state, there's a surprising amount of farmland.

[Canuckistanian]

85. Me too

Good stuff :rofl:

[annabanana]

25. ok.. that was inspired. . .n/t

[Lucinda]

26. u can leave delaware by accident

:rofl:

[JPZenger]

29. 1960s Candid Camera: Delaware is Closed Today

In 1963 on a Sunday, Alan Funt and Camera Camera set up a roadblock on a 2 lane road going into Delaware. They stopped cars with out of state plates and told them "We're sorry, but Delaware is closed today."

It was one of their better moments.

http://www.theprobabilist.com/delaware-is-closed-today/

"Candid Camera decided to test the power of authority and the written word. The prank involved setting up a big sign on the boarder of Pennsylvania and Delaware saying that “Delaware is closed today”. Next to it was a table with a few respectable looking men wearing suits and ties whose job was to tell people that Delaware is under repair, they don’t know the specifics and that the motorists should try again the next day.
----
http://www.sott.net/signs/signs45.htm

Allen Funt was once asked what was the most disturbing thing he had learned about people in his years of dealing with them through the media. His response was chilling in its ramifications:

"The worst thing, and I see it over and over, is how easily people can be led by any kind of authority figure, or even the most minimal kinds of authority. A well dressed man walks up the down escalator and most people will turn around and try desperately to go up also... We put up a sign on the road, 'Delaware Closed Today'. Motorists didn't even question it. Instead they asked: 'Is Jersey still open?'"

[Lucinda]

31. LOL

:rofl: I'm not sure if I should laugh or shake my head in amazement...

[WatchWhatISay]

79. That is how we got in this Bush mess

People just doing what they think "their kind" is supposed to do, without really thinking about it.

It's also why religion is so popular.

[Veruca Salt]

49. THAT line is STILL making me LOL!

:rofl:

[Hutzpa]

27. You owe me....

for a keyboard, spilled my coffee laughing my ass off and all my work mate crowding over
my pc trying to figure out what is going on...


Priceless!!!

SebeliusBizness and KaineDeeMan

Very creative

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You made my day....thx...:thumbsup:

[SheilaT]

28. That's the funniest thing

I've read in a long time. Somehow it feels as if it exactly catches the personalities of all of them.

[kath]

30. Freakin' hilarious!

I sent it on to my husband, who sent it on to some of his work colleagues. He got this back from his boss:
"That has got to be the funniest deal I’ve read in a long, long time—especially when it comes to this election! To "kath": Brava!!"

mystieus, did you write it? Or do you know who did? the earliest source on the intertubes I could find for it was a blog called 23/6...

[Withywindle]

32. kick!

:rofl:

[Stand and Fight]

33. Happily recommended!

Who wrote that? It's worthy of SNL in the good ol' days!

[adoraz]

34. heh that was actually pretty great :)

[helderheid]

35. crying

:rofl:

[chill_wind]

37. LOL!!! K & R is all I can say :-)

[blogslut]

38. Thanks

Good tension-breaker.

I kind of wish/don't wish our politicians really spoke to each other like that.

[mirrera]

39. KEEPER! Thanks...

[Radical Activist]

41. hilarious

[Eurobabe]

42. DUzy-worthy

:rofl:

[Lost-in-FL]

66. ...

:thumbsup:

[ncrainbowgrrl]

43. LMAO!

That's great!

[TheKentuckian]

45. Good stuff

thanks for a good laugh. I needed it.

[Naturyl]

46. LOL - to use the appropriate vernacular....

That was made of win.

Thanks for the laughs. :)

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

47. Oh my! LMAO!!! Thanks!

[JustAnotherGen]

48. that's freaking hilarious

Oh my lord! :rofl:

[anonymous171]

50. Bayh: I NEED THIS!

:rofl:

[Erin Elizabeth]

51. You know what's crazy?

Wait about 20-30 years and all adults will write like that. Oy!

That was hilarious. I loved "F U douchebags"

[bunkerbuster1]

53. Coming from Kathleen, it was hysterical

just like she'd type it, too!

[a la izquierda]

54. ROFL...a spokesmodel for efferdent!

DU will keep me from being completely homesick.
Thanks!!!

[stlsaxman]

55. nicely done!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

56. A lot of the 23/6 stuff is lame, but this is hilarious.

[Muttocracy]

64. oh, is that the site it came from - they deserve a lot of credit! nt

[L. Coyote]

57. Ignore

[Willo]

58. Funny stuff!

SebeliusBizness has logged on.

SebeliusBizness: hey boys
TheGuy: Kathleen
KaineDeeMan: hey
BayhCurious: hi Kathleen

TheGuy has gone idle.
KaineDeeMan has gone idle.
BayhCurious has gone idle.


Well done :thumbsup:

[ContinentalOp]

59. Haha, I liked "what'd u buy evan" "evan, what'd u buy?" the best.

Though they ruined it by saying what he bought.

[Kaylee]

60. OMG...I have tears in my eyes...too funny! nt.

[Phx_Dem]

61. Oh shit. I have a stomach ache from laughing.

Evan you look like a pedophile. It's the hair :rofl::rofl::rofl:

No offense Sen Bayh, but that was pretty funny.

[Muttocracy]

62. I have never before spat out my drink while reading DU

but this one did it!

[Flying Dream Blues]

65. Thanks for the laugh! This is brilliant. nt

[HughMoran]

67. Pretty funny

I'd recommend it, but I hate AOHell

[knixphan]

69. K&R

[Odin2005]

70. "BayhCurious" ROFLMAO!!!

:ROFL:

[Hekate]

71. Laughing and laughing and laughing here. Thank you SO much for that!

:spray: :rofl:

OMG there's a lot of the stupid around here just now. I LOVE your post.

Hekate

[keithjx]

72. Great post!

Haven't laughed that much on DU in a while.
:thumbsup:
KJ

[NoSheep]

74. BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the grins. If we couldn't laugh....

[Khaotic]

75. Hilarious Thread!

An don't nobody speak nut'n bad bout Tim see!

[Joe the Revelator]

76. That is amazing.

[dailykoff]

77. That's funny as hell

thanks for a couple of laffs! :rofl:

[CitizenLeft]

78. ROTFL!

What'd you buy, Evan? LOLOL!

[skyounkin]

80. SebeluisBizness??? That rocks!

LMAO-

You look like John Kerry!!

[mystieus]

101. I love it!!

[cameozalaznick]

81. that deserves a duzy! nt

[NM Independent]

82. Holy. Freaking. Crap.

:rofl:
:rofl:

I just laughed so hard I peed a tiny bit.

[Coexist]

83. you literally made me spit on my keyboard!!!

[JTFrog]

84. LOL!

Excellent.

:thumbsup:

[cabbage08]

86. Awesome

:applause:

[Connonym]

87. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh

that was great!

[pleah]

88. ROTFLMAO! Thanks, I needed that!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[shagsak]

89. You win the Internets!

"u can leave Delaware by accident"

[TeeYiYi]

90. I can't believe I read the whole thing...

..."can u see out those eyes or is it all sonar for u?"

and... "do u really think I look like John kerry?"

That was good. :rofl:

TYY

[2CheeseEnchiladas]

91. ROFLMAO!!!!

Well played sir.

[wryter2000]

92. Oh, Lordy

Who knew Sibelius was that mean? :rofl:

[Marrah_G]

93. Thank you for this- funniest post seen here in a VERY long time

[NatBurner]

94. hilarious

sebelius for veep!

[Lisa0825]

96. kick

:kick: because I just can't get enough of it! :rofl:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

97. My hat's off to you. That's the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time.

[SpookyCat]

98. Thank you! ROFLMAO!!!!!

[RedLetterRev]

99. I read this last night

and lmao so hard I couldn't reply. Read it again this morning, same thing. Read it again just now and was finally able to get through it to kick/reply.

Yeah, DUzy-worthy for sure. Veep-on-veep prospect hate-sex... OMG, I'm cryin' :rofl:

[kath]

100. KIck for those who missed it earlier.

And because it feels so good to laugh.

[Occam Bandage]

102. Hilarious.