If jangling keys truly bothers John McCain... well, I'm willing to accomodate him.

[Bucky]

It's just a question of how else can we make the point that he, like tens of other Americans, chooses to live in multiple residences and ignore the plight of millions who are struggling to hang onto one.
"Country before party" I say. In the spirit of bipartisan compromise, I can...

1- walk seven dogs around the block and curb them in front of a VA hospital.

2- flip flop seven times on immigration policy

3- hire seven butlers to carry seven John McCain shaped welcome-mats around so I can wipe the neocon bullshit off my big ol' cowboy boots.

4- dump my wife seven times for someone younger, richer, and less injured and then call her seven cunts for wearing too much make up.

5- elect Barack Obama president so that we'll have a VA adequately funded and properly supervised so that our heroic war veterans can get the treatment for PTSD that they so dearly deserve

6- build seven additional cemetaries for American soldiers who will needlessly die in Iraq over the next seven years (these will be built with money borrowed from seven Asian banks following my seven tax cuts for people with seven figure salaries.

7- permit John McCain to turn off the TV if he sees something he doesn't like

[grannie4peace]

1. wow, bucky, tell me how you really feel

i like the butlers wiping the bullshit off your boots in fact i like everything you said.

[Joe Chi Minh]

2. Where did McCain get the idea that, as a rich man, he was blessed?

It doesn't seem to be very consistent with the theme of the Parable of Lazarus that Jesus recounted, or indeed with the reiterated appositions of the rich man with wickedness and violence, and the poor man with virtue and godliness, recurring throughout the Scriptures. All very puzzling.